Thursday, February 12, 2009

Let's Bring the "Ocho" to Colorado!

Comcast of Colorado,

We, the PengoSports nation de
mand (beg, plead, hell, whatever you need us to fu*kin' do!) that you add Setanta Sports, a real, live version of ESPN 8 "the Ocho" to your International Programming lineup!

We need our strange Australian sports, Aussie Rules football! We need our violent sports, Rugby (both league and union)! We need our weird Irish sports, hurling and Gaelic football! And what the heck, we also need soccer from England, but we don't have to like it!

Setanta Sports is good, wholesome entertainment for the whole family. Just look at young Junior up there. He's studying! And watching Setanta on Comcast TV (simutation only. We don't have Setanta in Colorado yet. Think of the great PR if kids got smarter by watching sports on cable TV!). Only in America (Colorado, America that is) could something this wonderful happen. And only you can make it happen. Sign the petition today! Pass on the link today! And make tomorrow brighter for some fat kid with a crewcut who likes to watch TV (Yes, that would be me!).

5 out of 6 German soccer players agree (the 6th was probably a pinko-commie bast*rd), add Setanta to Comcast of Colorado!

Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!!