Pengos of Fame

Is PengoSports Broncos' Ring of Fame worthy? Hell! PengoSports is EVERY DAMN HALL OF FAME WORTHY!

Thank you. Thank you. And random balloons
shopped onto our picture?
THANK YOU Broncos!

New Mile High Stadium has never looked classier...Hey! Look! Peyton Manning just got picked again.

Manning spots the open defender...

Aces High

Congrats to the Reno Aces for winning the 2012 Pacific Coast League title!

Winning makes you D-A-N-C-E!

Oh. Edgmer says, "hey"

Hello Brett Butler! Good job to you!

 

DERP 2!

When last we visited the Land-O-DERP! Wes Musick from OKC was the clear leader in the clubhouse for DERP of the Year...

There is DERP, and there is DERP!
This would fall under the latter.

...but not so fast my friend! The Sky Sox own Dan Merklinger said, 'NOT IN OUR HOUSE' and DERPED up a storm during his September 1st start:

Dan Merklinger in pre-DERP mode

Why did Dan go Full-DERP Mode? Maybe it was because it was Avengers Night:

Everyone, except the chick, looks like they just picked
up their costumes at Target before the game.

Kay-riste! Talk about mailing it in.
Hulk SMASH! This Hulk SUCK!

Sucky Avengers or not, maybe Dan didn't need a reason and just showed how much of a pro he was and brought out his full DERP in a meaningless September game:

DERRRRRRRRRRP!

Kind of looks like he's going to be sick.
Maybe he'll look different in better light...

...NOPE. Better light seems to make it worse.

Maybe his tongue is too big.
It's always just there. Is there a name for a
syndrome where you have a giant tongue?

Hey! It's gone!
He was just so full of DERP that he couldn't contain it!

Merklinger's line for the night, 3 IP/0 RUNS/3 HITS/2 BB/ 2 K's. Well done Dan. Well done. You've done DERPing proud!

Drew-nior Announcer

What's Cool With Drew's own Drew Mitchell was selected to be the Sky Sox Junior Announcer for the last game of the season on Labor Day.

Here's Drew, with Sox on field Maestro Alec Sheppard,
ready, and thrilled, to announce the next Sky Sox batter.

Now batting for the Sky Sox...

...huh, huh, huh...I said, 'butt'.

Okay. He didn't say 'butt' but (get it?) he also didn't get to say 'Matt McBride', which he really, really wanted to do for some reason. Still, he did a good enough job to earn himself and big caramel apple from Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory!

Dammit! Just order something and get back to work!

Drew gets himself a caramel apple that looks like a baseball!
Yeah Andrew!

Thanks for a great season Drew! It was fun to work with you and What's Cool With Drew will live on, and on, and on, and on!

Snot Rocket Nose Game

Las Vegas 51's pitcher Bill Murphy was being a good guy tossing gum to the kids on the berm when I thought he started the 'Nose Game' (go ahead and check it out. I'll wait. Got it? Okay), the rest of the bullpen began to play and then something exploded out of Bill's nose:

Hey! We're all playing the Nose Game!
Wait a minute...you're not playing...
you're firing a Snot Rocket!

What in the hell did you have stuffed in your nose?!

He wasn't playing any 'Nose Game'. He was just shooting out a snot rocket and caused all his teammates to look foolish playing along. What a bastard!

Nose Game! Who's has to clean up his Farmer Blow?!

Then, just like nothing happened, he went back to tossing gum, snot covered gum, to the kiddies...

I hope to God that you washed your hands...
in the bullpen... that doesn't have running water...or soap.
Ewwwww! Your're nasty!

...serves them right, the greedy, little beggers! The ball yard is not the set of Oliver and the quicker they learn that the better!