Happy Father's Day!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

Go get that prostate checked! NOW!

And, for a limited time only,
we promise they won't use a ball glove.

State of Origin 2 lived up to our vast expectations. NSW broke a four match losing streak to down the Maroons 18-8 to even this year's series. The decider is set for July 6th, same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel.

Origin and Stanley Cup game 7 make for a happy Pengo

Speaking of Game 7, WOW! Tim Thomas just established the upper bar for how great a goalie can be in the finals. That performance will live in hockey history. And LuBrono? He may never recover (a lot like the reputation of the city of Vancouver. Most people thought it would be the ugly Americans tearing up Boston, nope. It was 'dem rascally Canadians).

The only Boston violence we noticed was at the Sky Sox game when a couple of Red Sox fans destroyed a chair in an on-field promotion. See the evidence below:

"Now cracks a noble heart.

Good-night, sweet prince plastic chair;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

The Boston hooligans

and the object of their spleen

Why couldn't they just pound on the mascot. You know, that worthless ba#tard who keeps ruining PengoSports' shots!

Something's happening on the other side of that leg

Stay out of my G#d-dammed shots or we're shipping you off to Vancouver with that G*d-dammed Finklestein sh%t kid! Son of a...

SWEET! Just SWEET!

Tonight! Well, Wednesday at 3:30 am, Queensland vs New South Wales at ANZ Stadium in Sydney in State of Origin 2! Set ye alarms ye scabs! Origin is here!

This Pirate Dude at the ballgame,

we guess, is an Origin fan

A huge PengoSports shout out to Russell Crowe, actor and the owner of the South Sydney Rabbitohs (PengoSports team of choice in the world of the National Rugby League), we Americans can now watch the State of Origin matches AND the NRL Grand Final, LIVE on Fox Soccer Channel (Comcast 125 in the 719).

Never experienced Origin? All we can say is WOW! If there is a more intense sporting spectacle PengoSports has not stumbled across it. Imagine the Super Bowl, World Series and NBA Finals rolled into the awesomeness of the Stanley Cup Finals plus a couple of monkey knife fights tossed in for good measure!

Origin game time 4:00 am, pre-game at 3:30 am. The Grand Final is on October 2nd. Pre-game to start at 330 am Mountain Time. Huzzah to Mr. Crowe! Huzzah indeed!

Thank you Mr. Crowe. Thank you.

And then, and then! Later Wednesday night, GAME 7. Boston. Vancouver. Hate. Cheap shots. A sieve. A stone wall. Punks. Greatness. The Stanley Cup will be awarded. What a series! What a playoffs! What a great sport is the hockey! PLUS! We guarantee a Lebron-Free experience (although is Luongo plays like he's in Boston he will become the Lebron of Canada).

GAME 7!

Rave on. Rave. On.

Murder at the Old Ball Yard! Murder Most Foul!

The other day, while attending the minor league baseball, PengoSports kinda, sorta witnessed a heinous attack on one of the River Cat relief pitchers. We didn't see the actual violence, but turned after hearing a sound of something wooden hitting something hard (perhaps an oaken cudgel whacking the player's head?) and noticed a player on the ground in the Sacramento bullpen writhing in pain, or something. We quickly snapped off a shot just in case CNN needed some proof and then went about our true passion, hunting for Sasquatches, and the next time we looked the player was gone. Probably dragged away by a Sasquatch, they are everywhere you know.

Let's breakdown the photographic evidence:

A. - The victim lying prone after the attack.

B. - The suspect making his sly escape.

C. - The shocked and appalled witnesses.

Find that kid in the grey shirt and we bet there's a bag of reward money waiting for you.

Now is the time to -

GUESS THAT HAIR:

Your choices are:

Bea Authur; John Maine; Alfredo Almezega; Josh Fields;

Brad Emaus; John Elway; Stu Cole; Troy Tulowitzki;
Willy Taveras; Stalin; Andrew Graham; Larry Fine;

Eliezer Alfonso; President Obama; Rex Brothers; Barbaro

you see me rollin they hatin