Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Murder at the Old Ball Yard! Murder Most Foul!

The other day, while attending the minor league baseball, PengoSports kinda, sorta witnessed a heinous attack on one of the River Cat relief pitchers. We didn't see the actual violence, but turned after hearing a sound of something wooden hitting something hard (perhaps an oaken cudgel whacking the player's head?) and noticed a player on the ground in the Sacramento bullpen writhing in pain, or something. We quickly snapped off a shot just in case CNN needed some proof and then went about our true passion, hunting for Sasquatches, and the next time we looked the player was gone. Probably dragged away by a Sasquatch, they are everywhere you know.

Let's breakdown the photographic evidence:
A. - The victim lying prone after the attack.
B. - The suspect making his sly escape.
C. - The shocked and appalled witnesses.

Find that kid in the grey shirt and we bet there's a bag of reward money waiting for you.

Now is the time to -
GUESS THAT HAIR:





Your choices are:
Bea Authur; John Maine; Alfredo Almezega; Josh Fields;
Brad Emaus; John Elway; Stu Cole; Troy Tulowitzki;
Willy Taveras; Stalin; Andrew Graham; Larry Fine;
Eliezer Alfonso; President Obama; Rex Brothers; Barbaro

running with the
you see me rollin they hatin

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