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From AFL.com.au

Are you keen to watch all the round 17 AFL action live?

Well you can, right here, on afl.com.au.

With AFL matches no longer available on the Setanta Network in some territories, BigPond Sport is giving AFL fans the chance to stream every AFL game live to their desktop ... free from any subscription costs.

Now, that free service has been extended to footy fans in Ireland, the USA and Canada for the critical Rivalry Round.

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Weekend Schedule
Note that times indicated are local with Greenwich Mean Time shown in brackets.

Sunday, July 26
Melbourne v Sydney Swans at Manuka Oval, 1.10pm (0310 GMT 910 PM MDT)
Essendon v Richmond at the MCG, 2.10pm (0410 GMT 1010 PM MDT)
Adelaide v Port Adelaide at AAMI Stadium, 4.10pm (0710 GMT 110 AM MDT)
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Note: This service is only available to viewers in the UK, Ireland, the USA and Canada.

Snots 4 the Memories

Nice going ya bastards at Altitude and KSE! In your greed to get that bullsh*t, emotional shot you only succeeded in scaring a little Sakic for life.

Sorry about this young Sakic. Once the die is cast PengoSports must report. Next time grab that lady's tissue and go for the nose. Although that was a pretty sweet snot-sickle.

All Hail the Rally Rake!

It's the second week of July and the Colorado Springs Sky Sox, the AAA affiliate of the Colorado Rockies, are leading the PCL Pacific North division by 5.5 games. It should be more but the Sox just dropped 3 straight to the Portland Beavers (Heh heh heh. He said Portland.). This is a team that hasn't won fu*k all since forever (Hey Rockies! Thanks for suckin') and are now poised to make a run for the playoffs. They question is why this team? Why now?

Enter the Rally Rake. The bullpen crew, namely Ryan Speier, Damian Moss and Kurt Birkins, started worshiping a groundskeepers rake, treating it with reverence and the love it needed, and the rake, like all things magic, is paying them back with victories and the blood of their vanquished.

Now just start taking the damn thing on roadtrips and all will be well in the world.