Snot Rocket Nose Game

Las Vegas 51's pitcher Bill Murphy was being a good guy tossing gum to the kids on the berm when I thought he started the 'Nose Game' (go ahead and check it out. I'll wait. Got it? Okay), the rest of the bullpen began to play and then something exploded out of Bill's nose:

Hey! We're all playing the Nose Game!
Wait a minute...you're not playing...
you're firing a Snot Rocket!

What in the hell did you have stuffed in your nose?!

He wasn't playing any 'Nose Game'. He was just shooting out a snot rocket and caused all his teammates to look foolish playing along. What a bastard!

Nose Game! Who's has to clean up his Farmer Blow?!

Then, just like nothing happened, he went back to tossing gum, snot covered gum, to the kiddies...

I hope to God that you washed your hands...
in the bullpen... that doesn't have running water...or soap.
Ewwwww! Your're nasty!

...serves them right, the greedy, little beggers! The ball yard is not the set of Oliver and the quicker they learn that the better!