Don't Forget Your Skirt

It's Not Manny Ramirez Night! Giambi and Tulo are in the house! What a night it was! (except for the crushing 9th inning loss). 

NOT Manny Ramirez, Sacramento's Bruce Billings, 
pitched well but got a no-decision
on NOT Manny Ramirez Night

Tulo K'd...

Strike Three

...hit a bomb...

No need to duck NOT Manny Ramirez!
This one's going to fly a long, long ways.

...and Giambi singled.

Still a sweet stroke.

But the story of the night was in the bullpens. The River Cats pen seemed bored and did some artistic tossing of the rosin bag.

A nice, tight rotation for this rosin bag

While in the Sky Sox pen...FEAR RULED THE DAY!

Look out! It's...a...um...ball.

Who needs a skirt here?
1. Jeff Marquez
2. Eric Junge
3. Austin Bibens-Dirkx
4. Dan Merklinger

How about it Drew?

1. Skirt. A big, not hip, frilly skirt.
2. Skirt. Just a regular skirt that's all.
3. Ballplayer. Cool with Drew.
4. Billy Bad-Ass! Too cool. Even for Drew!

And you G-Mullet?

"Ditto" to what "Drew" "said"
"COOL"

 

And you, Sacramento radio voice Johnny D.?

Not now. I got a scoop interview with the Urinal Deuce!