BRONCOS! WOOOO! preseason.
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| Time to hunt us some preseason bears! |
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| Your announcers for tonight are Eddie Mac and Dave Logan. And a lion. |
632 pm - Eddie McCaffrery is on the air! And looks like he's going to hurl! Mid-season form for the new guy in the booth!
636 pm - Logan is babbling. We are already looking for the mute button.
638 pm - No Cutler. Damn. He's still recovering from giving birth to a baby earlier this week. Congrats Jay!
640 pm - Eddie is quite uncomfortable. Reminds me of Garth Algar.
636 pm - Logan is babbling. We are already looking for the mute button.
638 pm - No Cutler. Damn. He's still recovering from giving birth to a baby earlier this week. Congrats Jay!
640 pm - Eddie is quite uncomfortable. Reminds me of Garth Algar.
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| "Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?" |
646 pm - Manning suprised them with the imfamous 'Bronco Suck'. Complete off of a shitty pass.
647 pm - #87 Eddie Mac with the catch!?
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| #87. Eddie Mac 2 Electric Boogaloo |
650 pm - 3 and a lot and Eddie Mac 2 again! Oh. It's Eric Decker. Sorry should have researched better cared.
652 pm - O-line looking good. Or is it that Manning is just that awesome that he can't be hit?
653 pm - Catch the fu*kin' ball Stokley! INT. Manning's night might be over (as might be offensive portion of PengoSports' LIVE BLOG).
652 pm - O-line looking good. Or is it that Manning is just that awesome that he can't be hit?
653 pm - Catch the fu*kin' ball Stokley! INT. Manning's night might be over (as might be offensive portion of PengoSports' LIVE BLOG).
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| Is Manning better than Tebus? Only time will tell. Only. Time. Will. Tell. |
655 pm - We have a Brandon Marshall sighting. Plus Elvis Dumervil just pulled a gun in the backfield and was penalized 15 yards. What a criminal.
659 pm - FUMBLE!!! Von Miller down to the Bears' 6!
700 pm - Henie is in. Manning is out. His final numbers, 4/7 for 44 yards and aa pick. Looked human, or like someone that hasn't played a game in quite a while. The good news is he wasn't touched. We'll do a post-game wrap so come back after the game and GO BRONCOS!
659 pm - FUMBLE!!! Von Miller down to the Bears' 6!
700 pm - Henie is in. Manning is out. His final numbers, 4/7 for 44 yards and aa pick. Looked human, or like someone that hasn't played a game in quite a while. The good news is he wasn't touched. We'll do a post-game wrap so come back after the game and GO BRONCOS!
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| She seems to be hiding another couple of 'footballs' under her sweater. |
UPDATED 940 pm -31 - 3! Holy Hell! Your Denver Broncos, champions of the 1st game of the preseason of the world! Just quit now and fans everywhere will wonder what could have been with a team that just had the greatest preseason performance in the history of man or ape! Get these boys to the Olympics!
Review -
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| In the world of bear-baiting these Bears didn't put up much of a fight. I want my money back! |
- Manning was rusty, but better than Tebus
- the defense has a chance to be more okay than last year
- Elvis Dumervil was caught committing a couple of crimes
- Hanie is an okay backup (as long as he doesn't have to play)
- Brock Osweiler looks like he has a future against the 3rd/4th string
- Eddie Mac is better at color commentary than he is at small talk
- The Broncos have some good young running backs
- The Bears really, really, really sucked
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