Uniform. Unibrow.

Baseball is upon us so here is a press photo of Wally Moon, an old school player who had a pretty good career with the Cardinals and Dodgers in the 50's and 60's and also sported one of the all-time great unibrows in baseball history.

Almost Vulcan in his intensity and appearance.

His baseball cards are epic:

Eye-black for the tops of your eyes.

Stops the glare from the dirt and grass,
might just catch on.

Almost like he doesn't know it's there.

Like a prank taken to a whole other level.

We mean a whole, whole other level.

And now, for a bonus, PengoSports' favorite two baseball cards:

Keith Comstock's 'baseball to the groin' classic from 1989.

Bob Uecker's 'I'm batting left handed' wonder card.

One of the few cards in the PengoSports Vault.

The Perfect Shots!

Sports photography is all about being in the right place at the right time and being prepared for the shot. Well, well, well. If that is the case PengoSports just nailed these two!

Pretty sweet! It's all in the reflexes.

Well, this is a bit awkward. Is it Prostate Awareness Month?
(Number blurred to protect the innocent)

Lidsville!

"In the middle of the summer, in the middle of a park,
There began a great adventure for a boy whose name was Mark
He had come to see the magic man, along with all the children and
'twas so began the day that Mark was never to forget..."

New PengoSports feature, the "Hat-O-the-Homestand":

We will post several of the best hats from the ballyard each homestand and you, yes you, get to vote for the bestestess!

Here are our first two three! entries:

 A) The Tie-dyed Hipster in a Bear Bryant hat.

 B) The Human-Jack with black nails wearing an Angels' shirt.

C) Mr. Vandalized-Head! Wow! And out in public! 

Tough choice. Vote in the comments below.

Good luck and God speed...

"...If you have a chance to go-go there
You'll be glad you did, 'cause
Everybody who goes to Lidsville really flips his lid"

Quick Sherman! To the Wayback Machine!

Baseball is in the air! The Sky Sox open their season today and PengoSports would like to share this humble look back on the team's first incarnation in 1950.

Story and pictures from the
May 22, 1950 edition of Life Magazine

click on pics to embiggen

And because we care, here is a picture of a freaky totem:

I love to watch you sleep.