The finals of the National Spelling Bee are tonight on ABC, 7:00 PM MDT, and while this is still not a sport and still should not be on ESPN (the semis were on today), it gives us at PengoSports a chance to mock 12 and 13 year old kids that are smarter than we are and will eventually become far more successful than we could ever hope to (the wee bastards!).(The spelling bee is just a freak show where we get to watch kids stressing out and acting like tools. Hell! They're kids. That's how they're suppose to act just don't put it on TV. The same thing goes for the Little League World Series. Do it without the television coverage. Let the kids play (spell) in front of family and friends and the world will never know what horrible bastards we adults are for doing this to them. I am tired of seeing stressed out kids crying to fulfill the dreams of some parents. At least the smart kids get some coin for college for the effort.)
If you ever wondered why these kids are such good spellers just look at their stinkin' names! From birth they were always having to spell these things for teachers, friends, the police, etc...Kyle and Tim, you don't have a chance! My money is on Aishwaryar, Kavya or Anamika.
When these kids get to college they will all go by the nickname of Alphabet (because they all seem to have every letter of the alphabet in their names, no one can pronounce the things, and oh yeah, they enjoy spelling). "Hey Alphabet! Move your giant head so I can see the TV!" or "Yo Alphabet! Thems some mad-phat spellin' skills you has! Now get me a beer."
Your contestants:
- Speller No. 19, Ramya Auroprem
- Speller No. 65, Serena Laine-Lobsinger
- Speller No. 88, Kyle Mou
- Speller No. 89, Aishwarya Pastapur
- Speller No. 103, Kennyi Aouad
- Speller No. 110, Kavya Shivashankar
- Speller No. 139, Sidharth Chand
- Speller No. 158, Tussah Heera
- Speller No. 170, Neetu Chandak
- Speller No. 201, Anamika Veeramani
- Speller No. 276, Tim Ruiter
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