Damn you IHOP! Damn you straight to Hell!
The press box menu reads IHOP and when you see IHOP what do you think? Pancakes! Muther-frippin' pancakes! Some of the best pancakes around! And what was waiting in the aluminum warming things? French toast that's what! Stinkin' Freedom Toast! Aaarrrrgh! You are the International House of Pancakes not the International House of Toasts! If the United Kingdom can package pancakes like Twinkies and still make them quite tasty the least you can do is include some in your catering package! The word of the day is P-A-N-C-A-K-E-S. Consider this your first and final notice.
The Freedom toast was a little gummy, but still tasty with your awesome syrups, which this Pengo thought was coffee and found out the hard way with an unpleasant taste and consistency surprise that they were not. From now on syrup in syrup containers not coffee cups please.
The scrambled eggs were scrambled eggs. Light and fluffy. Fresher would have been better but a good source of protein nonetheless.
The bacon was decent. PengoSports cannot get on the bacon bandwagon. It is just crispy pig and every time I eat it I expect my heart to explode. Sorry. Just can't get past the chew, chest pain, chew, chest pain thing. Now if we are talking back bacon, or Canadian bacon, that stuff is the sh*t! No chest pains there!
Sausage links? Little bullets of flavor!
Overall rating - Single, advances to second on an error.
This is the first in a series of reviews of press box food provided to members of the Forth Estate before Colorado Springs Sky Sox home games at beautiful Security Service Field. Great thanks to the Mikes with the Sky Sox PR Dept for the help in maintaining my fat.
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