Stay Inside! Watch TV!

Looks like fun! NO! It's not fun!
Stay indoors and watch TV!

It's Memorial Day Weekend! What to do? Go outside? Go to Territory Days? Go camping or to the zoo? HELL NO! You're going to watch TV dammit! There be lots of great sports stuffs on today! Let's get a watchin'!

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

Fox Proper

Pregame - Noon

Game - Noon-45

Borussia Dortmund v Bayern Munich

Lot of people around the world watch this. Not so many in the US do. Be a rebel, be different. Watch two German teams battle for the club championship of Europe. Should be fun. Really.

NCAA Lacrosse Final Four

ESPN2 

Cornell v Duke at Noon-30

Denver v Syracuse at 300pm

It make me kind of sick to say this, but "Go DU!"

Admit it, you've passed by the NCAA lacrosse on the ESPNs each Memorial Day Weekend. This year give it a look. It's a fun game and Denver has a legit chance to play for the title. Championship game on ESPN Monday at 1100am.

Rockies at Giants

Root Sports - 205pm

Rockies' newest "player" Mr. Cannon.
We will win a series in SF!
(or blow some sh*t up good!)

 Rockies look to not lose in San Francisco for the 2nd time in a row!

Pacific Nations Cup Rugby

irb.com/live

210pm

Canada v USA
A battle of the 14th & 16th best teams in the world!

Rugby Union action LIVE from Edmonton! Granted we're a bit more of a fan of League but we've got to support our country against them God-less Canadians! U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!

Stanley Cup Playoffs

NY Rangers at Boston - 330pm on NBC Sports Channel

Detroit at Chicago - 600pm on NBC proper

It's win or go golfing for NY and Chicago.

Boston should have lost to Toronto in game 7 of round 1. They didn't and are now rolling. NY battled to avoid a sweep in game 4 and now have to win in Boston to stay alive. Win or lose tune in to watch Rangers' coach John Tortorella's post game presser. The man does not suffer fools lightly. 

Meanwhile Chicago, by far the best team in the regular season, have their backs against the wall because of Detroit goalie Jimmy Howard and an inspired D corp. A hot goalie can win a team the Cup (see Jamie Quick/LA Kings - 2012).

Sky Sox host Fresno at 600pm

Free Hat! (to the first 1000 through the gates)

 Bonus! It's check your junk night! You know, just to make sure it's still there and stuff.

Junk. Check.

Mascot junk? Check and check.