Less Than A Dollar Shave Club

Last week's clip showing the University of Cincinnati and their post-game shenanigans seems to have inspired Minnesota to video bomb their coach's on-air interview:

Good job boys! Really liked the quick scatter at the end. Coach will never, never know!

25-6 Is Not A Baseball Score

The Sky Sox lost 25-6 last night to Tacoma. 25-6. But that's alright because I left a cold, wind-blown Security Service Field at Mile High in the 2nd inning when it was only 8-rip. I had my shot of the night and knew I wasn't getting anything better.

Was it this?

Hey! It's an inflatable gladiator!

Nope! Just a big freakin' mascot. They're a dime a dozen...How about this light/shadow one of Chris Volstad?

Lefties are so much cooler looking when you shoot in this light.

No again...How about the infielders standing during the National Anthem?

Ryan Wheeler, Charlie Culberson, Josh Rutledge and Ben Paulsen
waiting for the color guard to exit the field.

Um. Maybe...enhance and enlarge!

Congrats to Sox 1st baseman Ben Paulsen!
You are tonight's Pic-O-De-Game!

Thanks Ben! You made my night with this shot! And a big welcome back to Charlie Blackmon who's playing in tonight's game!

Still in 1st place for head shot of the year!

Don't Sit There

Just a heads up, don't sit in these seats.

These seats? They just don't look safe.

Just to confirm this we asked our own Jersey Devil, Sky Sox PR intern Dan Kopf:

How about it Dan? Safe?
Heck no! Them seats ain't safe!
They're not even "Jersey Safe" if you know what I mean.

We can dig it Dan! We shall seek seating elsewhere. Now let's celebrate with a picture of Sky Sox reliever Coty Woods slapping Rockies super-phenom Nolan Arenado in the face during a walk off celebration.

Yea! We win! SMACK!

Stay Inside! Watch TV!

Looks like fun! NO! It's not fun!
Stay indoors and watch TV!

It's Memorial Day Weekend! What to do? Go outside? Go to Territory Days? Go camping or to the zoo? HELL NO! You're going to watch TV dammit! There be lots of great sports stuffs on today! Let's get a watchin'!

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

Fox Proper

Pregame - Noon

Game - Noon-45

Borussia Dortmund v Bayern Munich

Lot of people around the world watch this. Not so many in the US do. Be a rebel, be different. Watch two German teams battle for the club championship of Europe. Should be fun. Really.

NCAA Lacrosse Final Four

ESPN2 

Cornell v Duke at Noon-30

Denver v Syracuse at 300pm

It make me kind of sick to say this, but "Go DU!"

Admit it, you've passed by the NCAA lacrosse on the ESPNs each Memorial Day Weekend. This year give it a look. It's a fun game and Denver has a legit chance to play for the title. Championship game on ESPN Monday at 1100am.

Rockies at Giants

Root Sports - 205pm

Rockies' newest "player" Mr. Cannon.
We will win a series in SF!
(or blow some sh*t up good!)

 Rockies look to not lose in San Francisco for the 2nd time in a row!

Pacific Nations Cup Rugby

irb.com/live

210pm

Canada v USA
A battle of the 14th & 16th best teams in the world!

Rugby Union action LIVE from Edmonton! Granted we're a bit more of a fan of League but we've got to support our country against them God-less Canadians! U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!

Stanley Cup Playoffs

NY Rangers at Boston - 330pm on NBC Sports Channel

Detroit at Chicago - 600pm on NBC proper

It's win or go golfing for NY and Chicago.

Boston should have lost to Toronto in game 7 of round 1. They didn't and are now rolling. NY battled to avoid a sweep in game 4 and now have to win in Boston to stay alive. Win or lose tune in to watch Rangers' coach John Tortorella's post game presser. The man does not suffer fools lightly. 

Meanwhile Chicago, by far the best team in the regular season, have their backs against the wall because of Detroit goalie Jimmy Howard and an inspired D corp. A hot goalie can win a team the Cup (see Jamie Quick/LA Kings - 2012).

Sky Sox host Fresno at 600pm

Free Hat! (to the first 1000 through the gates)

 Bonus! It's check your junk night! You know, just to make sure it's still there and stuff.

Junk. Check.

Mascot junk? Check and check.

How To Do Postgame Interviews

This is how every team should do post game, on-field interviews:

Well played Bearcats. Well played.

Now for locker room interviews one need look no further than video bomber extraordinaire, Ryan Kesler of the Vancouver Canucks:

Guess Who's Back?

HA! You got hit in the junk!

Yup! It's our favorite bullpen yuckster, Tyler LaTorre from the Fresno Grizzlies! Here he is laughing at Grizzlies' reliever Mitch Lively after Mitch took one to the gomers (see They Will Laugh At You). Both Tyler and Mitch are listed on the 7-Day DL, but we hope they'll be chillin' in the bullpen so we can say hi!

As a bonus! Tonight a guy named Boof will be starting for Fresno. Wasn't that the sweet chick from the all-time sports classic Teen Wolf that liked Michael J. Keaton? I didn't know she could pitch. Well good on her for trying!

Dammit! Just look at them act!

Hopeful Violence

What I wished happened in a baseball game versus what really happened (dude probably just lost his balance or something)...

Sky Sox shortstop DJ LeMahieu, upset that the runner
was called safe, stuns the Omaha Storm Chaser with
an unexpected right cross to the side of his head that
sent him sprawling.

 

 

I, For One, Welcome Our New Canadian Overlords

Two of Canada's finest, Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole, our bringing their talents to Fox Sports 1 later this Summer. Good? Yes. Hella-funny? Yes. Don't take sports too seriously? Hell yes!

Fox Sports 1 replaces the Speed Channel on August 17 and will compete against sport's giant ESPN. Please, please, please don't suck. And Fox, let these boys do their thing. Give them a 5 minute Canadian Corner each show to keep them from getting homesick. Please! Still, anything's better than what ESPN has become, the shout-a-thon all Tebow love fest.

Will this schtick work in the states? God we hope so. Take the piss out of the holier than thou sports broadcasting industry and bring some fun back to the games. Good day Jay. Good day Dan. How's it goin' eh? No need for toques in LA. Best of luck fellows! PengoSports will be watching.

Unfortunate Bat Placement - IN SPACE!

"Want to see my light saber?" Nice touch Darth. Betcha that one's a winner with the space chicks at the space disco.

Hmm. The hat doesn't match the purse

May The 4th Be With You

Since today is May 4th, that means it's Star Wars Day. And to celebrate PengoSports spent yesterday hanging out with long driving world record holder, Greg Stafford, the Empire, and oh, Chewy, at the Broadmoor Golf Club for a photo/video shoot supporting Greg's June 28th attempt to hit 277+ 300 yard drives in one hour to support the Springs Rescue Mission (more on the mission and challenge below).

Off to shoot at the driving range.
Darth Vader looks menacing riding on the back of that cart

Another shot of Lord Vader being carted off to the range

Sky Sox Director of Group Sales, and today's script-boy, Keith Hodges
screams at Chewbacca for attepmting to hand him the wrong club.

Here come Darth and some Stormtroopers lookin' for trouble
(while the golfers in the background don't seem to notice)

Vader threatens Greg Stafford with some sort of Star Wars jinx
if Greg don't let him and him group play through

Yeah! Everyone's friends again!

Chewbacca, Greg Stafford and Darth Vader

Cape bellowing behind him, the Dark Lord looks for his ride back
from the photo shoot. (Just a hint, he's going to end up riding with me)

Light saber at the ready, Darth Vader rides along side
of the newest Star Wars character, golf cart driver guy.

Darth enjoying the tranquil views of the world famous Broadmoor

Chewbacca is not happy to have to wait in the hot sun
for a Lord Vader and his Imperial Golf "battle" Cart

A couple of Stormtroopers in their Space Golf Cart

Go ahead and check out Greg's challenge over at Drives4Lives.com and support his attempt at the record and Springs Rescue Mission. Live long and prosper and may the 4th be with you (nerds).

Dance You Fool! Dance!

Some of the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba were at Security Service Field at Mile High during the last home stand.

Yo Gabba Gabba's Sexual Healing and Robot Boy
are caught doing something probably inappropriate.

And if you know Yo Gabba Gabba, you know they have some bitchin' sweet tunes. And who likes to dance a bit to the bitchin' tunes? This reliever from the Las Vegas 51's that's who!

 

And here's the song he was bustin' his beats to (I Like To Dance):

Yo Gabba Gabba on the big screen!

51's bullpen watching Yo Gabba Gabba on the big screen.

Dance!
Dance like you just don't care who's watching you!

And just who is our mysterious,
hoodie-wearing dancing machine?

We're guessing Sean Henn, if you
know please hip us to the truth.

Be you Sean Henn, or some other Las Vegas reliever, nice moves brother. Nice moves indeed.