Broncos and Dolphins! Feel the Excitement!

Welcome to the live blog of this crap game. It will be intermittent because I want a Big-Gulp and know that I can't deal with watching this whole crap-fest.

2:10 pm - Cutler throws a pick. Wow. What a surprise. I wonder if that was in the Mastermind's script.

2:13 pm - Defense does not give up the early TD! DOLPHINS FIELD GOAL. MIAMI 3 - DENVER 0.

2:15 pm - 3rd and 5 and Jackson runs without the ball! The bye-week has really helped. Great punt by Kern. At least they have that going for them...

2:19 pm - Brown runs wild! That famed Denver defense is back! And a defensive holding penalty to boot! That's just super.


2:22 pm - Offsides! Chri*st! You worthless basta*rds! If your heads were any farther up you as*es they'd be coming out of your mouths.

2:26 pm - 3rd and 4. Pennington with lots-o-time, the defense seems to be watching, and he completes it for an easy 1st down.

2:28 pm - Miami is 1 for 32 in these 3rd and long situations...seems like something's got to give...suckhole offense v suckhole defense...and the defense wins this round! DOLPHINS FIELD GOAL - MIAMI 6 - DENVER 0.

2:33 pm - Cutler is picked again! F*ck! TD DOLPHINS. MIAMI 13 - DENVER 0.
Jeez! What the hell are you looking at Jay?

2:35 pm - Royal With Cheese! You go Eddie! Just keep it away from Cutler for a while. Run! Run!! Run!!! No passes. Ya hear?

2:37 pm - OK. Pass it to the Cheese. TD BRONCOS! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! ABOUT FRICKEN TIME! MIAMI 13 - DENVER 7.


2:42 pm - Defense steps it up big time! Way to go you worthless fu*ks!

2:45 pm - And the Denver offense goes three and out. Well played you pukes.

2:48 pm - END OF THE 1st QUARTER. MIAMI 13 - DENVER 7. What kind of crap are we watching?

2:50 pm - Big sack Scrooge! Let's get it going O!

2:52 pm - 2 for 2 for Cutler in the 2nd. Maybe he had too much sugar or something?

2:54 pm - Cutler is sacked. Strike the above post. That boy ain't right today.

2:57 pm - My last drive of the half. This game is making me physically sick. I'll come back and blog the 4th quarter, or at least part of it. Go defense! Do something.

3:00 pm - Ted Ginn almost breaks it. Defense. When I said, "do something" I meant do something GOOD! And by Good I meant good for the Broncos.

3:01 pm - YEAH! FU*CK YEAH! Try that Ronny Brown, Wildcat, trick sh*it with a team with a real defense. The Broncos can't stop real plays, but the trick ones? They are all over those! So suck it Miami!

3:03 pm - See ya in the 4th! I suggest watching something else or drinking like a booze hound until them.

4:30 pm - A Big Gulp and some stove top popcorn, life is pretty good. Except for the score, MIAMI 19 - DENVER 10.

4:32 pm - Was that interference penalty on Marshall the most horsesh*t call you have seen for quite a while? Karma truly is a bitch. The officials suck.

4:33 pm - WOW! What a catch! Go Hillis! That kid is a stud.

4:35 pm - Back to the sh*tty officiating...How about that fat bastard of a coach for Miami. Is he an obese Bill Cowher, or what? Fu*k him.


4:36 pm - Interference. Yes! TD to Peyton Hillis! MIAMI 19 - DENVER 17. THAT WAS QUICK. Keep it up. Come on now defense. It is time to earn your keep.

4:44 pm - Well. They are not earning their keep. They fu*king suck! Good God! How bad can professional football players and their coaching staff be? I think we are looking at it.

4:45 pm - A sack and a hold! Yes! Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then!

4:48 pm - 3 and 19 and they let a screen to Brown go for close to a 1st down? The coaching staff is the problem. Retards! Stop them on this 4th and short! Come on you fools! Sh*t. 1st down. Even with a bad spot. He had it easy.

4:52 pm - Some one with a pair of balls could think to pass on 1st down in that situation Dierdoff. Football is filled with Neanderfu*ks like you who could not think their through an open door.

4:54 pm - Complete to the Ganja Man himself at the 3. Game over. Oh, TD for Brown. MIAMI 26 - DENVER 17. Game really over. Jebus! This team has yet to step it up in a game this season. The officials have for them, but they can't do it for themselves.

4:58 pm - People are playing good money to go to a lousy NFL game while the teams and the league keep blowing their own horns on how great this game is. Really? Great? I'm lucky to watch 3 great games a year. Now last night's Texas Tech v Texas game was great! Today we could watch Green Bay and Tennessee bore us to death with an overtime "thriller"; Dallas get crap kicked (not necessarily a bad thing) by the Giants or this dogsh*t telecast of this pair of laviathans. Thank you National Football League. You are just a couple of years from becoming the NBA. Congratulations.

5:05 pm - Marshall just rocked that dback! He pussed out on the catch, but did rock the dude!

5:09 pm - What's that sound coming from Denver? That is the sound of sucking and it is louder that ever. MIAMI 26 - DENVER 17.

THE DENVER BRONCOS PRACTICE FOR THE OFFSEASONBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Oh, and by the way Broncos players and coaches, don't forget to pick up your cobras before you leave the stadium. They are free and love to ride loose in your car! Just keep poking and annoying them, they love that. Cute little cobras! Enjoy!