In a stunning development the Denver Broncos owner, Pat
Bowlen, pushed Mike
Shanahan into a cobra pit on Tuesday afternoon effectively ended his reign as head coach, king and chief
fu*k up of the under-performing team .
Shanahan lead the Broncos to two Super Bowl titles in his 14 year tenure as coach, but
floundered greatly after his personal muse, and the franchise's true leader, John
Elway retired in 1999. The "Mastermind" tried to deflect blame for years by hiring and firing countless coaches and signing and cutting so many worthless players that the team became a metaphor for choking down the
stretch (they really Broncoed that ending!).
We fans thank Coach Shanahan for the Super Bowl wins but it was time for a change. Sorry it had to be cobras but you had been warned throughout the season so cobras it was. Good luck with the Browns, or Jets, or Chiefs, or Lions, or wherever you end up (just don't start winning at Mile High once you are gone you bastard! You made such a nice habit of losing there the last few years).
Now a note to Pat Bowlen, don't fu*k this up! Spend the coin and hire Cowher! Give him the control he wants and get him in here! Shananhan was a pretty good coach and if you try to replace him with some worthless college fu*k or a has-been piece of sh*t NFL retread you can just go ahead and get fu*ked! OK? Thank you. As*hole (Invesco Field. You'll always be a cu*t for that one. Make it Cowher and Mile High and you can wear that girl-coat of yours again and we promise not to make fun of you rich ass. I mean it, we promise!).
In a stunning development the Denver Broncos owner, Pat Bowlen, pushed Mike Shanahan into a cobra pit on Tuesday afternoon effectively ended his reign as head coach, king and chief fu*k up of the under-performing team .
Shanahan lead the Broncos to two Super Bowl titles in his 14 year tenure as coach, but floundered greatly after his personal muse, and the franchise's true leader, John Elway retired in 1999. The "Mastermind" tried to deflect blame for years by hiring and firing countless coaches and signing and cutting so many worthless players that the team became a metaphor for choking down the stretch (they really Broncoed that ending!).
We fans thank Coach Shanahan for the Super Bowl wins but it was time for a change. Sorry it had to be cobras but you had been warned throughout the season so cobras it was. Good luck with the Browns, or Jets, or Chiefs, or Lions, or wherever you end up (just don't start winning at Mile High once you are gone you bastard! You made such a nice habit of losing there the last few years).
Now a note to Pat Bowlen, don't fu*k this up! Spend the coin and hire Cowher! Give him the control he wants and get him in here! Shananhan was a pretty good coach and if you try to replace him with some worthless college fu*k or a has-been piece of sh*t NFL retread you can just go ahead and get fu*ked! OK? Thank you. As*hole (Invesco Field. You'll always be a cu*t for that one. Make it Cowher and Mile High and you can wear that girl-coat of yours again and we promise not to make fun of you rich ass. I mean it, we promise!).
2 comments:
I actually read some comments from the idiot wing of the "Bronco Nation" (morons!) hoping that SCHOTTENHEIMER is hired. SCHOTTENHEIMER!!! King of the Choke Weasels! Anyhoo, good day, Mike. I SAID GOOD DAY!
Kev
PS. Pat, the asterisks don't work if you still use all the letters.
Schottenheimer is a good coach and I like him, LIKE, but that would be another level of Hell that us Bronco fans would have to deal with. So, no thank you, we'll have to take a pass. Maybe we could dig up Shula or Landry or BRING BACK REEVES!
The asterisk was just a Freudian slip due to the fact that I really hate that it is not called Mile High. Fu*k him! Mr. girly-man fur coat wearing and too much sun getting Bowlen.
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