Merry Christmas, happy holidays and good lovin' from all the staff at theInadvertent Sexual Christmas Image Hospital!
Now that's over let's get onto this year's gifts:
To the Colorado Avalanche:
A run of good health, consistent play and strong goaltending to get Super Joe to the playoffs in his last season. It ain't happening, but it's a nice thought.
To Joe Sakic, a class act and first ballot hall of famer:
A playoff run and
To the Arena Football League and the Colorado Crush: Someone to give a sh*t. The 50 yard indoor war is over. There were no winners.
To the the MLS, soccer in general and the Colorado Rapids:
Some fu*kin' balls. Christ! Play like men and quit yer flopping about, whining and cryin'!
To Aussie Rules Football and Rugby League: An audience in this country and a nationwide cable agreement between Setanta and Comcast so we can become said audience (keep harassing your local provider to carry the channel). These are awesome sports and would develop a good following if we only could watch them!
To the Colorado Rockies:
A plan. A clue. Anything. Just stick to it. Oh, and an owner with some cash.
And finally to the Denver Broncos:
A whole fu*k load of cobras! More cobras than can be counted. Cobras, cobras, cobras. Lock them in a room together and see what happens. Hey Shanahan! try scripting the first 15 cobras! Broncos and cobras go in, only cobras come out.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Happy holidays from PengoSports! 
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