Let's Flush This Turd of a Season!

Just a word to the Denver Broncos from a long time fan and long time bit*cher, FU*K YOU! You worthless, dogsh*t eating, hope raping, only you could screw up a sure thing motherfu*kers! DIE! Move to a third world country, catch a rare and disgusting disease, suffer greatly and DIE a slow painful death! There, I said it and I feel a bit better. Now if only they would go ahead and do it I would feel a whole lot better. So get going. Go on! GO!


Buffalo? Fu*king Buffalo? Figures. Oh, how do you lose? Let me count the ways:

1. First it was the Chiefs. A team that had won once in like three years! And they kicked the sh*t out of you!
   
2. Jacksonville. We didn't know how bad they would suck this year so it wasn't so bad, but it was at home (nothing like that old Invesco Magic!).
   
3. Then to get bitch-slapped in New England, that's OK, but it was to a high school quarterback, and on national TV, still it was the Patriots and they cheat so what could you expect.
   
4. The fu*king Dolphins? At home?! They may be good now but they were the 1-15 Dolphins from last year when you played them. Christ!
5. The Raiders. The fu*cking Raiders! G*d Damn fu*king Raiders! You got schooled, at co*ksmoking Invesco, to the G*d Damn, fu*cking Raiders! Eat sh*t Shanahan.
6. Panthers on the road. Not a problem. They were better than you and it is a game that would have been a surprise to win. Still, you win this game and the division would have been yours.
7. Buff-a-fu*king-lo! At home. After a 13-0 lead. Oh my fu*king G*d! As*holes! As*holes!! As*holes!!! CHOKE!
   
8. San Diego. I see the future and I am taking the Chargers and giving 28 points. The revenge game to end all revenge games. It will be ugly like the 55-10 Superbowl loss to the 49ers.
   

So, there it is. Another season pissed away. Another year as a fan that started with so much hope only to have the bastards that the Denver Broncos come along and crap all over our holiday festivities.


Oh, if the Broncos do somehow pull a win out of their collective asses against the Chargers they would get the Colts, and Peyton Manning, in the first round of the playoffs. How scary do you think that defeat would be?

Thanks for a great season you cu*ts.