Ooh Burn!

Travis d'Arnaud played there last year for the Jays
and when not injured, this year for the Mets.
Dude is Mr. Vegas.

The Wall Street Journal just burned the New York Mets AAA affiliate, Las Vegas 51's and their home, Cashman Field. Hell, it's the Mets and their douche of an owner Jeff Wilpon, so this seems like a marriage made in heaven. Go ahead. Give it a read.

Bitchin' about 'dry balls'?
Borrow the Sky Sox's humidor!
(Or stop being cheap bastards and build one yourselves)

And when Vegas comes back into town, August 26-29, we'll give them a shoulder to cry on.

 And now...some kids doing the 'Kung Fu' -

Quit yer whining and get to playing ball or I swear,
these kids will commence to kickin' and beatin' you
within an inch of your big city lives!

With the help of Kwai Chang Caine, of course.

Rock on Grasshopper!