Ridiculously Photogenic Baserunner

Hey look! It's Salt Lake's Trent Oeitjen sliding safe into home against the Sky Sox during the Bees' 3-2 victory on Wednesday, June 12:

SLIDE they said! Yeah. Just you watch me slide.

In fact, Trent was so safe he managed a hella-smile for the camera as he crossed the plate and thus became the Ridiculously Photogenic Baserunner.

Look! It's the Ridiculously Photogenic Baserunner
Easin' on down the road with a smile on his face.

Too awesome Trent! Get this man a prize! Or a puppy! Or something...

Am I safe? Who cares?
All that matters is that I take a good picture.