Aliens!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K Security Service Field at Mile High. Strange as in UFOs and Aliens and infected/infested players in the visiting bullpen.

With Tim Wheeler batting one of Salt Lake's "Aliens" puts
the kibosh on his swing and erases any memory of the event,
and maybe gives him space bugs.

How do we know that guy on the far right is an Alien? Well, explain this:

“They mostly come out at night, mostly.” 

Kay-riste! Dude doesn't have a nose or mouth! What the hell?!

Confirmed! Freak-haired History Channel guy says so!

So, if Giorgio Tsoukalos from the History Channel (you know that bastard of a channel that doesn't show history anymore. They're almost as bad as The Learning Channel. Almost, Honey Boo Boo sets the bar pretty low.) says that guy's an Alien. That guy's an Alien. And is having an Alien on your team bad? Hell yeah it's bad! I heard from Giorgio that Aliens make everyone around them sick. His best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw that same Alien lay it's eggs under the skin of some of the guys in the Bees' bullpen and that they passed out at 31 Flavors last night. So you can see it's pretty serious.

Yup. That's a team with space bugs.

Bugs! Them boys got bugs!