Umpsquatches

A dreaded Umpsquatch was spotted in the wilds of Security Service Field at Mile High this week.

 It was definitely A SQUATCH!
All dark and in the way.

Damn thing even went after Tulo! TULO! Won't someone please think of the children. Where are them folks from Finding Bigfoot when you need them?

Lookout Tulo! It's an Umpsquatch!