Broncos v 49ers

Tired of watching baseball? Never fear! Crappy preseason football is back tonight as the Broncos travel to San Francisco to play their starters a couple of plays and then it's "ON WITH THE SCRUBS!"  Watch LIVE on KKTV Channel 11 at 700pm MDT.

Denver Bronco scrubs doing what they do
after the starters go off to take a powder.

If you want to attending this meaningless game in person tickets are going for between $85-$485 through the 49ers and Ticketmaster (but on StubHub, which is NOT the official reseller of the NFL tickets, they are going for the low, low price of $33-$195. So much better. Not). Kay-riste! The NFL and all of its minions are a bunch of assholes for charging this kind of scratch for shitty football. But if you want your season tickets you got to pay for the preseason. Oh, and build us a stadium, oh and give us some more billionaire welfare or else we'll be forced to move to Los Angeles. Eat a bowl of dicks moneybags. 

Order up! Bowl of Dicks for the rich guys!

Well. I feel better now. Guess I have a few anger issues to work out before the real season begins.