Smokey No-Butt

Smokey the Bear was at the Sky Sox game on August 23rd and he's not looking his usual spokes-bear healthy self. With Fall coming up Mr. Bear should be all big and fat, but damn! Just look at him!

Smokey! You got no butt!
Have another donut! Really. Go ahead.

Plus, dude, your legs ain't right.
You look like Cotton from King of the Hill.

Smokey has "Cotton" legs.

Here's how Smokey looked just two years ago on May 29, 2011

Now that's a dumpy, proper bear ass!

Size 60 waist! SIZE 60!
What have you doing to yourself Smokey?
You can tell us. Are you on drugs?

Smokey in his halcyon, pre-addiction days.
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

If you've got a problem, let talk, okay? Either you take care of this or we'll take care of it for you...time to call out the Panda Pig! 

Um. It's a sheriff. And a panda...

...SWEET JESUS! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Wait up Smokey! Got anything good on you? I just saw something that knocked me off my wagon.