Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Mayor of Bullpenland

The August 26th doubleheader between the Sky Sox and the Las Vegas 51's, two baseball games, one dancing bullpen and the kickoff of, what looked like, Justin Hampson's campaign to be Mayor of Bullpenland.

Mayoral candidate Hampson, far right, speaks with voters,
like #73 Robert Carson, about their everyday concerns
like not enough dancing in the bullpen.
Candidate Hampson responds with, "dancing? you want
more dancing? Well, check this out...
Justin Hampson busts a move photo hamp2.gif
...If they want bullpen dancing, dammit,
I'll give them bullpen dancing."
As the center of the pen grew weary of Justin's constant pleas for their votes Hampson shifted his focus to the far right of the bullpen...

A good smile goes a long way in any political campaign...
...but one must also address the issues,
"you too want more dancing? Okay.
Time to break out the big guns..."
Justin Hampson grind photo hamp1.gif
..."Here's Justin Hampson's sexy-time dance explosion!
Aaaaaand! I've got your vote!"
Time to keep walking the town...

"Wherever there are dudes to talk to...I'll be there."
"Hi guys! I'm Justin Hampson, I grab my crotch a lot
and I want to be Mayor of Bullpenland!"
But even the Mayor of Bullpenland has to pitch now and then...

"Oh, shit! I gotta pitch!"
And pitch he did, with a scoreless 7th in game one and the save in game two...

Justin Hampson for Mayor of Bullpenland

He can talk
He can dance
He can scratch
He can pitch

Thank you for your vote!
Bonus pic! Here's Justin from 2006 when he was pitching for the Sky Sox:

Thanks Justin!

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