Saturday, December 20, 2008

I Hired You People to Lay A Little Track...

Yeah I've been away for a while. Fu*k you! I could have been tossed down a well for all you fu*kers care!

Class. Laughing at a guy being tossed down a well. Pure class. You'll all get yours! Just you wait!


Well (no pun intended), I'm back now, so shut the fu*k up.

Here is a little something to show you why soccer will never hit it big in the U.S. (Gary, is that you dancing back there? You devil! I thought you were playing hockey in Germany in the 70's!). I present to you Queer Eye for the Soccer Guy:




While I was watching this all I could think of was the quote from Blazing Saddles:

"
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

Not that I want to see any track laying (and not that there is anything wrong with that, but not in my cab you don't!), but WTF!? I don't care if it was the seventies, what were they thinking!? Was this an attempt to make up for Hitler? Stop! Just stop and go back to being efficient, orderly and humorless. The world does not want an angry Germany and the world does not want Dieter from Sprockets! I am serious! Gary, can't you do something about this? Jebus! I may never sleep again!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's less a well than a escape hatch..from the opium den in which you shouldn't have been in the first place, you drug-addled varmint. Wish I could see whatever other pretty pictures you tried to show us, what with Gary being involved and all. And speaking of the curse..GUESS WHO WAS AT THE GAME YESTERDAY?! Happy Jesus's Birthday. Kev

paatk said...

I was there for the whores and not the drugs, so make me a whore-addled varmint thank you!

And Happy Jebus' birthday to you! Bread and wine for everyone! Christ! It keeps turning in human flesh and blood! AAAAAA! The horror! The horror! But it is quite tasty.

Anonymous said...

This video was the GEICO Cavemen's first gig. He's in there aroune 1:34. ABC was 29 years too late, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavemen_(TV_series)