G*d-Damn Broncos! Don't Screw This Up!

I just decided to live blog the 4th qtr. of the Broncos v. Chargers game because the worthless S.O.B.s are trying to prove right my fears from last week, from every week, and lose this game.

4:55 pm - Is this the same Jay Cutler from the 1st half?

4:56 pm - An aside to the defense-YOU SUCK!!! What is the name of this new, soon to be exdefensive coordinator? Slovik? Teach these bastards how to tackle!

4:59 pm - Nice play Spaz, I mean Cutler. Calm down! Calm down. calm down.

5:01 pm - Nice pass Jay! Cromartie is playing like he has money on Denver.

5:04 pm - Randy Cross with the Ditka remark of the game, "He wants to get the ball down the field...down the field into to endzone..." thanks for the color. Thank God you played and learned all that inside knowledge. I would have no clue on what is going on without your "Corky" coments.

5:06 pm - WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT?!!!!! JEBUS CRIPES!!! KILL CUTLER!!! Hang on to the ball you douche!

5:07 PM - In his defense, the defender was WIDE open. It has to be tempting to hit the open defender now and then.

5:10 PM - AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! 31-38! If the Broncos lose this they should all move the the Philippines, catch dysentery and die!

5:11 PM - What did Enberg just try to say? "MMaafeggdkajgklaj?"

5:15 PM - CATCH THE F**KIN' BALLL!

5:16 PM - Ooooo! A record for Marshall! How quaint.

5:17 pm - Bronco fans are waiting for something else bad to happen.

5:18 pm - Yes! Stokley! Yes! penalty on SD! Go you bastards!

5:20 pm - 2 minute warning. If the Broncos tie it up they'll lose in OT. But most likely they'll screw it up and not score. Last week was a fluke. Last week I asked the question when will the Broncos start to suck. The suck time is upon us.

5:22 pm - 18 is a lot of catches. It is almost they same as the number of missed tackles by the defense.

5:23 pm - Yes. Chew up time. Chew up time and don't forget to score the TD. Shanahan you are the devil.

5:25 pm - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! What the hell is up with this tool? That was a fumble, but the whistle blew so the ball is dead where it lands? Right? Randy Cross help me out. Say something useful. Please?! Yes! Still our ball...no thanks to you Cross.

5:30 PM - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! TOUCHDOWN!!! TWO. TWO? PLEASE! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! GOD LOVES THOSE WHO ARE RIGHT!!! WOW! SHANAHAN HAS THE LARGEST PAIR IN THE WORLD!!! SCREW YOU SAN DIEGO!!! 39-38! CHOKE ON IT!!!

5:33 PM - Kickoff, NAIL HIM! KILL HIM! YES! Now play some F-ing defense! I said, "PLAY SOME DEFENSE!!!!!!!"

5:35 PM - Timeout Denver.

5:36 pm - No 22 yards! What?! No catch! No catch! Thank God he sucks! What kind of coverage was that? PLAY DEFENSE!!!

5:38 PM - 6 seconds. No! He was out-o-bounds. Out-o-bounds! Out-o-bounds! Yes! Smart ref. Good boy!

5:40 pm - KILL! KILL! KILL! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! Broncos win! The good Lord loves the Broncos (for tonight only. His love will cease very soon if they continue to play defense this way).