According to the Velo News, Lance Armstrong will be mounting a comeback in 2009, including riding in the Tour de France.
True, or not, PengoSports salutes Lance with a bold, "CHAPEAU!". The peloton needs a leader, something that has been sorely lacking since his departure!
Top 5 Things About Lance's Return
- The folks at Versus will be able to eat something besides mac & cheese with the huge rating bump this will give them.
- Paul & Phil can say,"dancing on the pedals," and really mean it.
- Yellow becomes hip again in the lower 48!
- We can learn to hate the French again and bring back the classics, Freedom Fries; Freedom Toast; Freedom Bread; Freedom Kissing; Freedom Lick, Indiana; and Liberty Cabbage (Sorry. That was Germany).
- At least somebody in this country will be doing something about how fat I am!
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