Nice Start, You Worthless Pieces of ...

Dear Denver Broncos,

Please read the above card because you are CHOKING! It's the Chiefs! Wake up and start playing!

A late start to the blog...

11:50 am - Yes! Cutler to Marshall! 7-6 Broncos. It is about time!

11:53 am - WOW! What a hit! Sandman to Chief returner guy, "hello".

11:56 am - Nice sound job CBS. "Here is the sound of that hit..." sounded like cats puking in a drain pipe.

11:57 am - Who is #82 Bowe and why can't someone cover him?

11:59 am - The defense is actually playing well (knock wood). They are playing KC, but they have kept Denver in the game so far. Good job you suck holes!

12:02 pm - Selvin Young! What a couple of moves! You go Selvin!

12:03 pm - You not go Selvin.

12:04 pm - Nice toss Cutler! This half is flying. The NFL will have to step in and slow down the second half. Can't have a game ending in less than 4 hours.

12:06 pm - G*ddamnit Marshall! Hang on the the ball! After further review, mine, it was a fumble. The Broncos really want to blow this. Hey! Read the card at the top you bastards! Maybe the team went to a pre-game champagne brunch and got all liquored up thinking KC would just roll over.

12:11 pm - Touchdown KC. They should have had it on the last play. 13-6 KC.

12:13 pm - This game should be KC a blowout. Two field goals, a missed field goal, Denver is lucky. Time to step it up and go into the half with the lead.

12:15 pm - Go White Guy! Nice RAC! Here is a story on the White Guy from the Oakland game.

12:20 pm - Weak! Quit bitching for a flag and run the correct route.


12:21 pm - JASON ELAM! He was good. This tool is a tool. He is now McTool. That was a terrible half for the offense. Way to go guys! Are you trying to make the defense feel better about the first three weeks?

12:25 pm - "When you go off the field and the trainer is holding your hand, that's not good..." Dan Dierdorf truer words can not be spoken. What the hell?! He hurt is leg. He's an adult. After he receives treatment is he going to want a lollypop?

12:27 pm - Again, the defense is looking much better. Under the laws of physics it is stated that if the Denver Broncos defense is playing well the offense must suck and vice versa.

12:28 pm - Nice return Royale with Cheese! Let's go Broncos! End the half on an up note.

12:31 pm - Dierdorf, "Drew Brees, he's hot to the touch." How do you know Dan? Been touching Brees a lot lately? Huh?!

12:32 pm - FALSE START! What the ?! You are suppose to be PROS!

12:33 pm - UP and GOOD! 13-10 KC. Way to go McTool! You earn a point for this kick, but still lose three for the short choke-job you pulled.

12:35 pm - Halftime. It could be worse and needs to be much better.

12:49 pm - Here we go. Nice return Hall. Start out strong Denver!

12:51 pm - Yes! Royale with Cheese! Big gain! Way to set them up with two crappy runs Shanahan! Keep moving the ball!

12:54 pm - 3 & 16. At least they can try to miss another field goal. Make it McTool and I will start to believe again...YES! 13-13. His name is Matt Prater. Make them and you're Prater. Miss them you are McTool. The power is yours.

12:57 pm - "Pizza Hut delivered the pasta!" "You all have no taste and actually thought you were eating good food because we gave you a fancy fork and you are all lemmings! Your wine is goat piss! I crapped in your pudding! EAT! EAT!! EAT!!!"

12:59 pm - Albert had a dislocated right elbow...that is why the trainer was holding his hand! Sorry dude. I listened to Dierdorf and need to be slapped for that mistake. I will send you said lollypop.

1:02 pm - OK. The defense is sucking again. The Chiefs figured out that if you just run The Johnson at them time after time the Broncos' defense will fold like a lawn chair.

1:06 pm - See!? Stop running and good things happen for Denver! Field goal is up and good. 16-13 KC.

1:08 pm - Why haven't the people that thought up those lame Coor's Light press conference commercials been fired? They suck! I am almost willing to stop drinking the beer because of them. Almost.

1:10 pm - "Special teams demon." Is that legal? Lots of helmets flying off in this game. Make you wonder if they are wearing them correctly?

1:11 pm - Go Marshall!

1:12 pm - That was offensive interference. Is Hochuli working this game? We'll take the non-call, but all these crappy calls will haunt us in the future.

1:14 pm - Come on Denver! Can't even run a screen pass. Covert this third down! Come on! Picked! F**K!!! You suck!

1:16 pm - FUMBLE!!! What a hit by Champ! YES!!! That was a fumble. KC just pissed away a timeout.

1:20 pm - COME ON DENVER!!! Step up and take advantage of this!

1:21 pm - JEBUS CUTLER! Do you have cash on the Chiefs? You are terrible today!

1:22 pm - Denver is soooooooo lucky they aren't playing a real team today and still have a chance, slight, to win. They have to hold them to a field goal, or less, on this drive.

1:24 pm - AAAARRRGHHH!!! YES!!! Out of bounds! Who is #26? Could he get any more turned around on that play...Yikes!

1:26 pm - When the Broncos are running it Cutler can't throw a pick. But first downs seem hard to get on the ground. 3 & 1...YOU SUCK!!!

1:28 pm - Nice coverage on the punt. There. I can say something positive.

1:30 pm - Great. Gonzalez makes a catch. That's all we need.

1:32 pm - 3 & 4. Time to step it up D. Delay of game. Nice clock management Huard. 3 & 9...F**K! It's that bastard #82 AGAIN! What the?! Cover him!

END OF 3rd QUARTER - 16-13 KC.

1:36 pm - The Broncos' Defense is making Huard look like Montana. Only Denver could do this. Huard's mom better send the Denver players something special for how great they are making her son look.

1:38 pm - Come on field goal! Sh*t! F**king Broncos! Touchdown Chiefs. Great catch by that punk Gonzalez. 23-13 KC.

1:41 pm - Are there any poisonous snakes in Missouri? I mean really poisonous like spitting cobras. Do they like locker rooms? Or better yet, sidelines?

1:45 pm - It is time for a nice, strong drive. Step up Denver and show some spine.

1:50 PM - Come on! Keep driving! Go Royale with Cheese, catch on the sideline! Pittman runs for a first down. Come on, come on. White Guy, grace!

1:51 pm - Young got rocked. Wow! Lots of great hits! First down, Royale with Cheese! Young to the 3. Come on boys!

1:53 pm - The Chiefs oiled this part of the field! Everyone is slipping. Cheaters! 3rd & Goal...crap...should have been caught...field goal by Prater is up and good... 23-16 KC. They are going to regret on scoring a touchdown.

1:57 pm - Great. Just when they need somebody to step up the special teams lay down.

2:03 pm - The NFL needs to start suspending players that lower their heads. I hope Russell is going to be alright, but keep your head up! The serious injuries occur when the player goes into the pile with their head down. Take a game check and they will learn real quick to keep it up!

2:05 pm - Thanks for being Huard again Huard. Now keep it up!

2:06 pm - I said, "keep it up." Don't hit Gonzalez who is wide open down the middle. No. NO!

2:07 pm - Denver needs a stop here on 3 & 4 and then hope for a missed field goal. Nice stop, now they need to miss...field goal attempt...up and good. 26-16 KC. Damn it!

2:13 pm - Nice drive...crap! Fumble???!!! Incomplete!!! Let go you worthless pieces of sh*t! Score now! 4 & 10...Screw the field goal. The defense can't stop KC...field goal is up and good and Shanahan wears a skirt. 26-19 KC. KC deserves to win this game, or more so, the Broncos deserve to lose. Out coached, out played and out smarted. Go onside kick...AAAAAAAA!!! The Bronco guy had it and blew it! Hang on to the ball! There goes the only chance. KC only needs a field goal and that's it. If they had gone for the TD at least it would have shown some balls. Shanahan spent all of his on that two point conversion against the Saints.

2:22 pm - The Johnson is killing the Broncos. 2nd & Goal...Ballgame. The Johnson scores a touchdown. 33-19 KC. Screw you Shanahan. Way to get the team up for this game. Where are those cobras? Snipers? Rabid monkeys? Have a nice walk home.