Sunday, September 21, 2008

POST GAME BITCH



Welcome to the newest feature following Broncos' games, the Post Game Bitch. The "Bitch" will break down the game and look forward to next week's match up.

Denver 34, New Orleans 32. Could the defense suck more? The answer is no.

Brandon Marshall is a very good football player and a not so good person.

Jay Cutler is a good quarterback, who could be great, but should not be shilling McDonald's when he has diabetes. Think of the children!

The defensive coordinator needs to be clubbed along with Shanahan for hiring him.

Mile High should be called Mile High and nothing else. If Bowlen wants the cash he should be kicked in the balls before each game as part of a greedy bastard tax.

If they lose to KC the team should have to ride back to Denver in a windowless bus, wearing their equipment without post-game showers.

I do not like Fox Sports.

Dick Enberg needs to be teamed with Merlin Olsen again and the AFC needs to be back on NBC. The games just had a looked that meant Fall, football and all things were right in the world.

Until next time...


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here's what might be a triple-negative...I lost track.Let's NOT let the Mastermind off the hook for NOT callign a quarterback sneak and run out the clock to end the half and save the two points that ALMOST made the difference.
Kevin