Wednesday, June 6, 2012

MANNYWOOD-SPRINGS!

Manny Ramirez is coming to Security Service Field! You know Manny Ramirez of Manny being Manny (BoSox) and MANNYWOOD (Dodgers) fame!? He's trying a comeback with the A's and is getting up to speed with the AAA affiliate Sacramento River Cats. Fresh off his 100 50 game drug suspension, if our memory serves us correctly we believe he was trying to get pregnant, got suspended because MLB is a haters league when it comes to pregnant men, then retired when he was all emotional and stuff from not getting preggers/getting suspended and is now un-retired and still not pregnant but trying to make the A's and maybe trying to getting pregnant again or something. Got it? 
Just Manny Being Manny, at Altitude!
The series runs Thursday, June 7 - Sunday, June 10. Good seats are available for all the games. So come out and root on the pregnant man and bask in the wonders of MANNYSPRINGS!  (Then again it is Manny Ramirez and he might not even play, or show up, or whatever.)

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