Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Poop On Your Star Wars Night!

The Sky Sox are having their 3rd annual/2nd annual Star Wars night on Saturday, June 23rd. It will be a night of nerds in Star Wars outfits, freaks not in Star Wars outfits, confused and bewildered baseball fans wishing they had checked the promo schedule and a giant evil rat.

Anytime something like this comes up all I can think of is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hanging out with the Episode I crowds in New York:

Hello evil rat. Where are your bells?

You look sad vandalized Stormtrooper. What's wrong?
A skinny Boba Fett in sneakers, a Stormtroop hanging out,
a pink Stormtrooper lookin' sassy
and a skinny Stormtroop posing for a snapshot with a fan.
Fat Vader is too fat to pitch.
His minion tosses the ball while Darth wanders off for a snack.
The event is a good time for families, Star Wars fans and nerds. Game time is 6:05pm. Get there early to see all the freaks.


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