Saturday, June 23, 2012

Omir's Amazing Bat

Sky Sox catcher Omir Santos is the only player in all of professional baseball to use a 'split-bat'. He tells PengoSports, "my split-bat' has two parts for hitting. That gives me one more than all other hitters. Plus, sometimes when I'm slumping and can't get hits, I catch the ball in the split, or just pick it off the ground, you know, Miyagi-San style, like when he taught Daniel-San how to catch flys (the insects not balls) with that tiny 'split-bat' thing...

The original 'split-bat'.
 ...and then I throw the bat into the outfield as far as I can! No one wants to try to catch a bat. Especially my 'split-bat'! Base hit for Omir!"

Sky Sox catcher Omir Santos with his amazing 'split-bat'.
A close-up of Santos' 'split-bat'.
Way to go Omir Santos! The Mr. Miyagi of AAA Baseball!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, we know it's not corked.