What the hell is wrong with you?! Oh well. I guess it's OK that you're that way. Live and let live is what we say. And if you like the soccer you'll probably be wanting to watch the Mexico v USA qualifier on August 12th won't you? Sad thing is that unless you happen to be named Kreskin you'll need a divining rod and a bag of apples to find it!
The douches that be at USA Soccer!
Soccer, the Nancy-boy sport extraordinaire, has made the brilliant choice to air Wednesday's English language broadcast of the Mexico v USA World Cup qualifier on some sh*thole channel called mun2, owned by NBC Universal and an offshoot of Telemundo (moon dos, get it? It's funny Spanish for world). Way to go USA Soccer! The biggest game of the the year and you license it to a channel that only Latinos know exists! Hope you got a sh*tload of cash for that bit of marketing genius because it is not going to do squat to help the grow of the game in mainstream America! The game is being carried in Spanish on Telemundo, the big brother of mun2, so the Mexico fans already have a platform to watch the match while the USA supporters will be cursing and meandering all over the dial, ESPN, ESPN2 Fox Soccer, O is for Oprah, etc..., only to find fu*k all and get more disillusioned about the already lame sport.
Fear not fans! PengoSports is always ready with the knowledge:
mun2 - Comcast channel 282 in Colorado Springs DirectTV channel 410
Dish Network channel 838Comcast customers in the Denver Metro area, NO mun2 for you!
Mexico v USA! Plus bears!Game time is Wednesday, August 12 @ 2:00 PM MDT.
Azteca Stadium in Mexico City is a hellhole for the US to play in (the fans throw baggies of urine at the players! Baggies?! Can't they afford fu*kin' water ballons! Show some class as*holes!). The US National team has only managed 1 tie and a sh*tload of losses in the last thousand years. Doesn't look good for the boys in red, white and blue. So, they'll just have to hike up their skirts, wear their best heels and put on their faces, the time for losin' is over! The time to go and kick some pig flu infected ass is upon them!
They had to pee real bad. Now let's throw it at Donovan!
The douches that be at USA Soccer!
Mexico v USA! Plus bears!
They had to pee real bad. Now let's throw it at Donovan!
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