NOT Manny Ramirez Day!

Manny Ramirez will NOT
be at Security Service Field
on NOT Manny Ramirez Day

Wednesday, August 29th will be NOT Manny Ramirez Day at Security Service Field. Manny Ramirez will NOT be there, but the FAKE Manny, Bruce Billings, will be starting for the Sacramento River Cats so get there early and cheer on the one, the only FAKE Manny Ramirez you'll see this year!

Bruce Billings will be the NOT Manny Ramirez
on NOT Manny Ramirez Day

A great lineup of actors, celebrities and athletes will be on hand to NOT honor NOT Manny Ramirez on NOT Manny Ramirez Day. Some of the invitees include:

Pirate Guy!
(NOT confirmed)

Tiny Cap Wearing Guy!
(NOT confirmed)

This clown.
(NOT confirmed)

Billy Ray Cyrus!
(NOT confirmed)

TULO!
(CONFIRMED!)

G-Skullet!
(CONFIRMED!)

Eliezer Alfonso
(NOT confirmed)

Jason Giambi
(CONFIRMED!)

Kenny Bania
(NOT confirmed,
but still GOLD Jerry! Gold!)

See you on Wednesday for the greatest NOT Manny Ramirez Day ever!

Eliezer Alfonzo Day!

On June 18, 2011 Sky Sox Stadium played host to Eliezer Alfonzo Day. The Venezuelan journeyman catcher was surprised by his best friend, and baseball mentor, Billy Ray Cyrus who serenaded him with a medley of Latin hits and then belted out the National Anthem in front a crowd of 5373 confused and bewildered fans.

International superstar Billy Ray Cyrus' 

is overshadowed by Alfonzo's magical grip 

on the adoring media.

Dreamy Billy Ray. Dreamy Eliezer.
Somebody has a couple of admirers.

 The onlookers were entertained with the 

traditional Venezuelan Silly-Hat Chair Dance.

Everyone joined in. 

Include members of the Sky Sox front office.

And here is the man of the hour, 

catcher/salsa dancer extraordinaire,

Aliezer Alfonzo!

FONZIE! FONZIE!! FONZIE!!!

He then wrasled a bear to close the ceremonies.

It was a night that will be long remembered by all that attended. We are all better people for having witnessed it.