Don't Forget Your Skirt

It's Not Manny Ramirez Night! Giambi and Tulo are in the house! What a night it was! (except for the crushing 9th inning loss). 

NOT Manny Ramirez, Sacramento's Bruce Billings, 
pitched well but got a no-decision
on NOT Manny Ramirez Night

Tulo K'd...

Strike Three

...hit a bomb...

No need to duck NOT Manny Ramirez!
This one's going to fly a long, long ways.

...and Giambi singled.

Still a sweet stroke.

But the story of the night was in the bullpens. The River Cats pen seemed bored and did some artistic tossing of the rosin bag.

A nice, tight rotation for this rosin bag

While in the Sky Sox pen...FEAR RULED THE DAY!

Look out! It's...a...um...ball.

Who needs a skirt here?
1. Jeff Marquez
2. Eric Junge
3. Austin Bibens-Dirkx
4. Dan Merklinger

How about it Drew?

1. Skirt. A big, not hip, frilly skirt.
2. Skirt. Just a regular skirt that's all.
3. Ballplayer. Cool with Drew.
4. Billy Bad-Ass! Too cool. Even for Drew!

And you G-Mullet?

"Ditto" to what "Drew" "said"
"COOL"

 

And you, Sacramento radio voice Johnny D.?

Not now. I got a scoop interview with the Urinal Deuce!

Rainy Days and Mondays

Rain tonight. Lots and lots of rain... 

Not tonight's rain. But heavy rain is heavy rain.
A PengoSports file photo of what rain looks like.

...and some Fresno players came out and took photos and video of the approaching storm(s):

"See. That dark thing is called a storm cloud
and the bright, steaky stuff is called 'lightning'."

"What the hell is this stuff?!"
"It is called 'rain'. And it is made of 'water'.
And it can make witches melt!"

Forecast is for more rain tomorrow. But that's okay because Rudy's is the press meal. Nothing beats a rain delay like a good brisket. 

Rudy's BBQ and a rain delay.
If you're happy and you know it...
eat too much!

And now a few more mullets...Because we can.

Billy Ray Cyrus.
From the Eliezer Alfonzo Day celebrations.

TULO!
From 2010's 'Tulo Stink-Eye Skullet' promo

And here's G-Dirt once again modeling his new and exciting look:

I think we've found our winner!

How about it boys?

           NO.                         COOL.            MATT DAMON!

Stuff!

 Just a random collection of bullpen shots. Oh. And a mullet.

The saddest bullpen. Salt Lake Bees.

The saddest man in the saddest bullpen. Francisco Rodriguez.

The 'If it comes to me I'll catch it, but I'm not moving' 
& a couple of cowards bullpen. Tacoma Rainiers.

Two dudes chillin', kids spazzin'
and everyone else freakin' out bullpen!
Fresno Grizzlies.

If no one will play with Edgmer.
Edgmer will play with himself bullpen.
Our own Sky Sox.

And finally, G said he likes mullets. So mullet him up we did.

Big G! Sportin' his mullet.

Lookin' good G-Dirt! Lookin' real good!

What's Cool with Drew?
G's doo!
That's cool with Drew!