Unfortunate Bat Placement - IN SPACE!

"Want to see my light saber?" Nice touch Darth. Betcha that one's a winner with the space chicks at the space disco.

Hmm. The hat doesn't match the purse

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Today contestant in Unfortunate Bat Placement is Dean Anna from the Tucson Padres!

Hey! It just like a kickstand!

And look who's catching! It's our last contestant in Unfortunate Bat Placement, Mr. Matt McBride! What are the odds of that happening? (if I were a sportscaster I would call it ironic, when everyone knows it's just coincidental. Dudes. It's not that hard. Heh, heh, heh. Get it?).

Run Matt! Run!

Congratulations Dean! And congrats to Matt for being such a great champion of Unfortunate Bat Placement!

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Today contestant in Unfortunate Bat Placement is Matt McBride. As all boys know, it's 'hard' to run with a 'woody'.

Kay-riste! You're going to put out an eye with that thing!

Out 5-3. Thanks for playing Mr. McBride! Please contact Tacoma pitcher, Andrew Carraway, to claim his 'Safety Spikes' as your parting gift.

Carraway's World Famous 'Safety Spikes'.
The reflective tape helps cars see you, at NIGHT!

And to answer the big debate last night:

Bowler or Derby? The correct answer was 'HAT'.

That is a John B. Stetson Derby Fur Felt Bowler Hat. Just $219.95 at the Fedora Store! Remember to order early to beat the holiday rush.

Hey Drew! That cool?
Sez Drew, "It KOOL!"