Unfortunate Bat Placement

Today contestant in Unfortunate Bat Placement is Matt McBride. As all boys know, it's 'hard' to run with a 'woody'.

Kay-riste! You're going to put out an eye with that thing!

Out 5-3. Thanks for playing Mr. McBride! Please contact Tacoma pitcher, Andrew Carraway, to claim his 'Safety Spikes' as your parting gift.

Carraway's World Famous 'Safety Spikes'.
The reflective tape helps cars see you, at NIGHT!

And to answer the big debate last night:

Bowler or Derby? The correct answer was 'HAT'.

That is a John B. Stetson Derby Fur Felt Bowler Hat. Just $219.95 at the Fedora Store! Remember to order early to beat the holiday rush.

Hey Drew! That cool?
Sez Drew, "It KOOL!"