US Soccer On beIN Sports - For Real This Time

Here are three of the teams in the CONCACAF Hexagonal,
Mexico on the right, Honduras middle and the USA left,
as they try to reach the 2014 World Cup!
(Jamaica, Costa Rica & Panama have the other chairs)

Okay. This time we get to watch it. Really. The CONCACAF World Cup Hexagonal begins Wednesday with the US team traveling to play Honduras in the most violent city in the world, San Pedro Sula!

Welcome to San Pedro Sula!
Now prepare to die.

Game time is 200pm MST. beIN Sport, Comcast channel 553, has your coverage. 3 points would be nice. Not getting murdered would also be nice. Go USA!!!

Comcast Colorado Springs Channel 553/
DirectTV Channel 620/Dish Network Channel 408

 

WATCH IT! DAMMIT!

Soccer on another Pengo Channel UPDATED

It's the USA vs Antigua & Barbuda in exciting
World Cup qualifying action!

Looking to watch tonight's World Cup qualifier between the United States and Antigua & Barbuda? Better have beIN Sports, channel 312 on Comcast (right below the Pay-Per-Porn channels. Dish - channel 408. DirectTV - channel 620 ). It is LIVE starting at 455pm MDT. LIARS!!! DIRTY FILTHY LIARS!!! COMCAST ONLY HAS THE ESPANOL VERSION! WANT TO WATCH THE USA GAME? SUCK IT! DAMMIT COMCAST! PULL YOUR HEAD OUT AND GET THE ENGLISH VERSION OF beIN SPORTS BEFORE THE NEXT ROAD QUALIFIER!

What you will see tonight if you have beIN Sports
(except it's men's soccer. Although I do believe
many of the boys will be wearing skirts).

beIN Sports carries soccer. Lots and lots of soccer. Matches from Spain's La Liga, Italy's Serie A, France's Legue 1. Also World Cup qualifier matches from South America (CONMEBOL) and North America (CONCACAF). Plus other soccer stuff. In fact, it's all soccer stuff. So if you like the soccer it's a good channel for you, oh, unless you don't speak languages other than English. Yeah, they broadcast in the games in the language of the countries they get the feed from. Really, it's not so bad. After a while you don't even notice someone is talking. So you might as well start watching and, who knows? You might even learn something. Or not.