Showing posts with label Tyler LaTorre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyler LaTorre. Show all posts

Friday, July 26, 2013

The Bullpen Troll

The Sky Sox are back for a short 4 game home stand after taking 3/4 from the Padres and crapping the bed by losing all 4 against the River Cats. The Sacramento series was so bad that this bomb-defuser guy from The Hurt Locker will be throwing out the 1st pitch before tonight's game with the Fresno Grizzlies.

Bomb against the River Cats?
I'll defuse that bad boy!
And speaking of the Grizzlies, sorry, no Tyler LaTorre this time. He's touring his one man play The Bullpen Troll on the East Coast somewhere and can't make it to Security Service Field at Mile High.
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Here is Tyler LaTorre, performing his critically acclaimed
one man play The Bullpen Troll earlier this season.
But these two jokers hopefully will entertain the crowds in Tyler's absence.

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They call this little number,
"Grab it. Give it. Did you get that?"
Oh! Almost forgot to mention, SoxEats is TUCANO'S tonight!

Yeah! Meat!
And there's always the chance that Phillies' t-shirt wearer "CHOOCH" will make an appearance!
Philadelphia Phillies # 51 - CHOOCH!
Fingers crossed!

Friday, May 24, 2013

Guess Who's Back?

HA! You got hit in the junk!

Yup! It's our favorite bullpen yuckster, Tyler LaTorre from the Fresno Grizzlies! Here he is laughing at Grizzlies' reliever Mitch Lively after Mitch took one to the gomers (see They Will Laugh At You). Both Tyler and Mitch are listed on the 7-Day DL, but we hope they'll be chillin' in the bullpen so we can say hi!

As a bonus! Tonight a guy named Boof will be starting for Fresno. Wasn't that the sweet chick from the all-time sports classic Teen Wolf that liked Michael J. Keaton? I didn't know she could pitch. Well good on her for trying!

Dammit! Just look at them act!