A Great Big Tomato

Broncos! Chiefs. Broncos win 35-28! Chiefs lose. And Chiefs' coach Andy Reid is dressed like a great big tomato.

La Tomatina!

Bet you Andy is ordering Italian off that menu.
La Tomatina looks hungry.

Good for Andy. Not everyone looks good in red and that was a brave decision today.

Sorry you lost today coach.
Have a fun night sharing Kool-Aid with the kids.

Fear The Beards

At a press conference the other day Dodgers' reliever Brian Wilson was offered a cool million to shave off his beard. He said no. But he did give props to the Pacific Coast League by wearing his Albuquerque Isotopes shirt under his LA jersey.

Do that in the NFL and your ass gets a 10 grand fine.

And here's his brother playing for Angola against Egypt at the FIBA African Championships:

Maybe you should transfer some of that
beard to the top part of your head?

Pretty cool eh? Know what else is cool? Rugby League action on Fox Sports 2 tonight at 1000pm! Watch the Manly Sea Eagles and Canberra Raiders LIVE from Down Under! 

Watch Fox Sports 2 tonight at 1000pm,
on your brand new modern TV!

Oh. The Broncos host the Rams tonight at 600pm on KKTV 11. It is preseason still, so we should all get really, really excited, do some legal weed, dilute our piss tests and take the next six weeks off. 

Mr. Miller. You order is ready.

STUFF!

Saturday night! Let's watch us some sports!

Big men breaking out the big screen!

Right now:

USA v Canada in rugby union action on Universal Sports (DirecTV 625/Dish 402). Runs until about 700pm MDT, but the US is getting thumped 27-6 with just a bit to play. So watch at your own peril (unless you're a Canadian).

Rockies at Baltimore - 500pm to after 800ish MDT on Root Sports (DirecTV 683/Dish 414/Comcast 35). Rockies are taking a thumpin', down 7-1 in the 3rd.

700pm MDT - Rapids host Vancouver on Altitude (DirecTV 681/Dish 410/Comcast 56). New players Gabriel Torres and Vicente Sanchez add some spice to one of the hottest teams in the MLS. 

800pm on KKTV Channel 11 - BRONCOOOOOOOOOOOSSS! Take on the Seahawks. Manning may play a quarter+ tonight so it's worth watching for that.

1030pm - NRL Rugby, Warriors v Panthers, on Fox Sports 2 (Fuel TV DirecTV 618/Dish 398/Comcast 128). Not the greatest game, but it is the NRL and it is LIVE from Australia, so watch it dammit!

1230am - AUSSIE RULES on Fox Sports 2! Yup! It's back on a TV channel that more than 3 people can get! Bulldogs v Crows!

Enjoy your night! 

Broncos v 49ers

Tired of watching baseball? Never fear! Crappy preseason football is back tonight as the Broncos travel to San Francisco to play their starters a couple of plays and then it's "ON WITH THE SCRUBS!"  Watch LIVE on KKTV Channel 11 at 700pm MDT.

Denver Bronco scrubs doing what they do
after the starters go off to take a powder.

If you want to attending this meaningless game in person tickets are going for between $85-$485 through the 49ers and Ticketmaster (but on StubHub, which is NOT the official reseller of the NFL tickets, they are going for the low, low price of $33-$195. So much better. Not). Kay-riste! The NFL and all of its minions are a bunch of assholes for charging this kind of scratch for shitty football. But if you want your season tickets you got to pay for the preseason. Oh, and build us a stadium, oh and give us some more billionaire welfare or else we'll be forced to move to Los Angeles. Eat a bowl of dicks moneybags. 

Order up! Bowl of Dicks for the rich guys!

Well. I feel better now. Guess I have a few anger issues to work out before the real season begins.

Dude. Really? Duuuude.

Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh QB and what it seems, mob wise guy, has been sporting a wee fedora (or he just has a giant head) of late:

Good look? Really? He just looks like a tarted-up hipster. 

Here at PengoSports we have done a bit of digging and located a few of his previous looks:

 

Ben's Charles Lindbergh look that he sported while 

at the University of Miami Ohio. (This look did not catch on).

During his rookie season in Pittsburgh he embraced the "James Joyce" style that was so popular with all the young Steeler fans. It ranked right up there with the Terrible Towel at home games.

The bowler hat, also known as a coke hat, derby,  
billycock or bombín and when sported on Ben's giant head 
just looked silly. He only wore this for part of one pre-season.

 Ben, and friends, a the Million Hat March in Washington DC last Spring.

Experimenting with his current "Fedora" look. 
The scarf did not make the cut.

Ben Roethlisberger, a haberdasher's dream 
(and a national nightmare).

Which hat is next? Hmmmmm...

NFL RedZone!

Yeah to the NFL RedZone channel.

Hey football junkies! NFL RedZone, every touchdown, every score, is on Colorado Springs Comcast channel 185! This channel is too sweet but you need to have the Sports Package, $5.00 a month, to get the goodness.

You get not only the scores, but it's a channel of cut ins! It takes all of that hard work out of channel surfing. You just sit back and they surf for you showing you all the good parts! Rock on!

Livin' the good life!