Showing posts with label Justin Hampson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Hampson. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Mayor of Bullpenland

The August 26th doubleheader between the Sky Sox and the Las Vegas 51's, two baseball games, one dancing bullpen and the kickoff of, what looked like, Justin Hampson's campaign to be Mayor of Bullpenland.

Mayoral candidate Hampson, far right, speaks with voters,
like #73 Robert Carson, about their everyday concerns
like not enough dancing in the bullpen.
Candidate Hampson responds with, "dancing? you want
more dancing? Well, check this out...
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...If they want bullpen dancing, dammit,
I'll give them bullpen dancing."
As the center of the pen grew weary of Justin's constant pleas for their votes Hampson shifted his focus to the far right of the bullpen...

A good smile goes a long way in any political campaign...
...but one must also address the issues,
"you too want more dancing? Okay.
Time to break out the big guns..."
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..."Here's Justin Hampson's sexy-time dance explosion!
Aaaaaand! I've got your vote!"
Time to keep walking the town...

"Wherever there are dudes to talk to...I'll be there."
"Hi guys! I'm Justin Hampson, I grab my crotch a lot
and I want to be Mayor of Bullpenland!"
But even the Mayor of Bullpenland has to pitch now and then...

"Oh, shit! I gotta pitch!"
And pitch he did, with a scoreless 7th in game one and the save in game two...

Justin Hampson for Mayor of Bullpenland

He can talk
He can dance
He can scratch
He can pitch

Thank you for your vote!
Bonus pic! Here's Justin from 2006 when he was pitching for the Sky Sox:

Thanks Justin!

Vegas Dance Off!

The Las Vegas 51's are in town and DAMN! if they didn't bring their dancin' shoes!

First up for the 51's is #38 Sean Henn!

Sean, in the middle with his arms crossed, was just chillin'
when he busted out the "chair dance"!
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Nice use of a prop Mr. Henn. 7/10!
Next up is catcher Kai Gronauer, showing the boys his "moves":

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the (ball)yard...
Way to shake it Kai! 3rd up on our list is #73 Robert Carson:

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Great facial expression Robert!
Shows that you're really, really into it.
Oh no! Look out Robert! It's the boss-man! Las Vegas manager Wally Backstrom!

Grrrrrr. Harumph! Something's going on somewhere.
HEY! What the hell are you doing back there?
Who me skip?
It's cool!
What does Justin Hampson, a former Sky Sox player, 2005-2006, think of this Vegas Style Bullpen Dance Party:

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Justin Hampson thinks it's Flippin' AWESOME!
BONUS TIME! The original dancer from the May 1, 2013 post Dance You Fool! Dance! was not Sean Henn as we believed, but the one and only Justin Hampson! You rock dude!