Dance Random KC Soccer Fan! Dance!

After tonight's Sporting KC victory over Houston to reach the MLS Cup this awesome, red-bearded, ski-vested, Sporting KC fan just had to dance during the post-game show on NBCSN. Oh, and dance he did:

It really looked like he was channeling his inner Rodney Dangerfield with them stylish moves:

 

So with the MLS Cup now being held at Sporting KC Park we hopefully get another chance to see his (or the ghost of Mr. Dangerfield's) bustin' his moves on December 7th at 200pm MST on ESPN proper. ENCORE! ENCORE! Sporting KC Dancin' Fan Man!

Mayor of Bullpenland

The August 26th doubleheader between the Sky Sox and the Las Vegas 51's, two baseball games, one dancing bullpen and the kickoff of, what looked like, Justin Hampson's campaign to be Mayor of Bullpenland.

Mayoral candidate Hampson, far right, speaks with voters,
like #73 Robert Carson, about their everyday concerns
like not enough dancing in the bullpen.

Candidate Hampson responds with, "dancing? you want
more dancing? Well, check this out...

...If they want bullpen dancing, dammit,
I'll give them bullpen dancing."

As the center of the pen grew weary of Justin's constant pleas for their votes Hampson shifted his focus to the far right of the bullpen...

A good smile goes a long way in any political campaign...

...but one must also address the issues,
"you too want more dancing? Okay.
Time to break out the big guns..."

..."Here's Justin Hampson's sexy-time dance explosion!
Aaaaaand! I've got your vote!"

Time to keep walking the town...

"Wherever there are dudes to talk to...I'll be there."

"Hi guys! I'm Justin Hampson, I grab my crotch a lot
and I want to be Mayor of Bullpenland!"

But even the Mayor of Bullpenland has to pitch now and then...

"Oh, shit! I gotta pitch!"

And pitch he did, with a scoreless 7th in game one and the save in game two...

Justin Hampson for Mayor of Bullpenland

He can talk
He can dance
He can scratch
He can pitch

Thank you for your vote!

Bonus pic! Here's Justin from 2006 when he was pitching for the Sky Sox:

Thanks Justin!

Dance You Fool! Dance!

Some of the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba were at Security Service Field at Mile High during the last home stand.

Yo Gabba Gabba's Sexual Healing and Robot Boy
are caught doing something probably inappropriate.

And if you know Yo Gabba Gabba, you know they have some bitchin' sweet tunes. And who likes to dance a bit to the bitchin' tunes? This reliever from the Las Vegas 51's that's who!

 

And here's the song he was bustin' his beats to (I Like To Dance):

Yo Gabba Gabba on the big screen!

51's bullpen watching Yo Gabba Gabba on the big screen.

Dance!
Dance like you just don't care who's watching you!

And just who is our mysterious,
hoodie-wearing dancing machine?

We're guessing Sean Henn, if you
know please hip us to the truth.

Be you Sean Henn, or some other Las Vegas reliever, nice moves brother. Nice moves indeed.

Dance the Night Away

Look at this guy DANCE!

Mike DeMark loves the nightlife,
He's got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.

Just look at him!

Do the hoedown
(Throwdown!)
Throw it all together, that's how Mike DeMark rolls!

Reno Aces' relief pitcher, and part-time dance phenom, Mike DeMark, #34, cranks it out with the help of someone who is Not-Stephen Drew, #1, and something called Shark McGwire, #25.

Nothing says, "SUMMER!" more than dancing with
'roid -infested inflatable sharks
and your best friend who is Not-Stephen Drew!

The Mirror-Ball Trophy was within your grasp...

Mike DeMark/Not-Stephen Drew/Shark McGwire
2012 Dancing with Baseball Stars winners

...then you have to go and ruin everything by busting out the 'Worm'. The 'Worm'?!

Why Mike why? There were children present.
And service monkeys! On Service Monkey Night!
How dare you sir! HOW-DARE-YOU!
Those monkeys will never be able to serve again.

I think I'm going to be sick...

Aussie Rules Football Grand Final Viewing Party!!!

It is that time of the year again!  PengoSports' Christmas, 4th of July and Guy Fawkes Day all rolled into one!  It's the 2010 Australian Rules Football Grand Final Viewing Party LIVE on ESPN Classic at the Hooters.

Join us for some real football, great company and wacked accents while we watch the World's Greatest Game!

Great food, drink and a chance to win some fabulous prizes:

• Giveaways from the Australian Football League!
• Giveaways from Fosters, including a sweet Fosters' bar light!
• Giveaways from Hooters!
• $2 pints of Fosters all night long!

Hooters' Happy Hour starts at 10:00 pm with:

• Domestic pints $2!
• 10 famous Hooters' wings for $4!
• Cheese sticks for $3
• Deep fried pickles for $2.25

Everyone is welcome. Rules will be explained. No dingos allowed.

Awww!  It's a kitty!  And a drunk.  

You are almost guaranteed to see one of the above.

He did not attend the Grand Final party.

Don't be him.

I Hired You People to Lay A Little Track...

Yeah I've been away for a while. Fu*k you! I could have been tossed down a well for all you fu*kers care!

Class. Laughing at a guy being tossed down a well. Pure class. You'll all get yours! Just you wait!

Well (no pun intended), I'm back now, so shut the fu*k up.

Here is a little something to show you why soccer will never hit it big in the U.S. (Gary, is that you dancing back there? You devil! I thought you were playing hockey in Germany in the 70's!). I present to you Queer Eye for the Soccer Guy:




While I was watching this all I could think of was the quote from Blazing Saddles:

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

Not that I want to see any track laying (and not that there is anything wrong with that, but not in my cab you don't!), but WTF!? I don't care if it was the seventies, what were they thinking!? Was this an attempt to make up for Hitler? Stop! Just stop and go back to being efficient, orderly and humorless. The world does not want an angry Germany and the world does not want Dieter from Sprockets! I am serious! Gary, can't you do something about this? Jebus! I may never sleep again!