They Will Laugh At You

A classic. The gold standard for ball-shot cards.

Fresno Grizzlies pitcher, Mitch Lively, tried to bare hand a foul ball, booted it, and caught it in the junk for his troubles. Here is the aftermath of the play:

Yup. Right in the junk. Catcher Tyler LeTorre's shows concern for Mitch's well-being.

LeTorre's concern gets louder and more animated.

Pitcher Craig Whitaker, with the face palm, joins in.

Mitch tries to laugh it off...

...and fails...

...so he takes a seat while the Unibomber giggles away next to him.

As a rule of thumb in sports, if you get hit in the testicles, besides the pain, expect this result:

Damn Squirrels (and Catchers)!

Hey look! It's a shot of a play at the plate! I love these, oh, wait. What the hell is that dangling down on the catcher? Aww, sh*t!!! Thanks for ruining my shot douche (not really. The catcher, who's shall remain nameless, to protect his privacy, is a good guy and is OK in PengoSports' book!).

Click on photo to see the "cup" in action!

Oh well. He was out and that's what really counts (Liar! The photo is the only thing that counts! Who wants to see a cup?).

Watch out! Good thing you covered those nuts or this squirrel could be deadly!