NOT Manny Ramirez Day!

Manny Ramirez will NOT
be at Security Service Field
on NOT Manny Ramirez Day

Wednesday, August 29th will be NOT Manny Ramirez Day at Security Service Field. Manny Ramirez will NOT be there, but the FAKE Manny, Bruce Billings, will be starting for the Sacramento River Cats so get there early and cheer on the one, the only FAKE Manny Ramirez you'll see this year!

Bruce Billings will be the NOT Manny Ramirez
on NOT Manny Ramirez Day

A great lineup of actors, celebrities and athletes will be on hand to NOT honor NOT Manny Ramirez on NOT Manny Ramirez Day. Some of the invitees include:

Pirate Guy!
(NOT confirmed)

Tiny Cap Wearing Guy!
(NOT confirmed)

This clown.
(NOT confirmed)

Billy Ray Cyrus!
(NOT confirmed)

TULO!
(CONFIRMED!)

G-Skullet!
(CONFIRMED!)

Eliezer Alfonso
(NOT confirmed)

Jason Giambi
(CONFIRMED!)

Kenny Bania
(NOT confirmed,
but still GOLD Jerry! Gold!)

See you on Wednesday for the greatest NOT Manny Ramirez Day ever!

Rainy Days and Mondays

Rain tonight. Lots and lots of rain... 

Not tonight's rain. But heavy rain is heavy rain.
A PengoSports file photo of what rain looks like.

...and some Fresno players came out and took photos and video of the approaching storm(s):

"See. That dark thing is called a storm cloud
and the bright, steaky stuff is called 'lightning'."

"What the hell is this stuff?!"
"It is called 'rain'. And it is made of 'water'.
And it can make witches melt!"

Forecast is for more rain tomorrow. But that's okay because Rudy's is the press meal. Nothing beats a rain delay like a good brisket. 

Rudy's BBQ and a rain delay.
If you're happy and you know it...
eat too much!

And now a few more mullets...Because we can.

Billy Ray Cyrus.
From the Eliezer Alfonzo Day celebrations.

TULO!
From 2010's 'Tulo Stink-Eye Skullet' promo

And here's G-Dirt once again modeling his new and exciting look:

I think we've found our winner!

How about it boys?

           NO.                         COOL.            MATT DAMON!

Tulo's Back

TULO'S back!

One day only. At Security Service Field. Tulo the Great! Wednesday, June 13. Showtime 12:30pm. Come see Tulo the Great catch! Come see Tulo the Great throw!! Come see Tulo the Great hit!!! Or just come, sit in the sun and enjoy some day baseball at the ballyard while clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap-clap, clap-clap TULO! echos all around you.

His hair is hypnotic. Don't stare lest ye be HYPNOTIZED!

And now, PengoSports is proud to introduce our newest contributing photographer, the ColoSportSpaz herself, Jenn Grayson! Jenn will showcasing her photos from time to time. This is one of those times. Here are her 1st two:

Sox the Fox has balls. Sox the Fox has 3 balls. Sox the Fox has 3 blue balls.

Dude. Duuude! You're in public!
Kay-riste! Why don't you and that thing get a room?

 Like shooting fish in the barrel:

If you do not know Flula get to know Flula.
Subscribe to his YouTube feed.
He is German. And get this, he's funny! No. Really!
He is funny! And yes, he really is German.

Tu-Lo! Stink-Eye!

Troy Tulowitzki shot me with a Stink Eye!  Why?!  What did I ever do to him?  Granted I was taking his picture, so if he comes from some primitive culture he could believe that in my photographing him I am stealing his soul, but I hear he's from California and it's weird there but not that weird.  Maybe he hates me?  Maybe he is jealous that I get to sit around taking photos while he has to run around and chase a ball?  Hell, I don't know, but what I do know is that I DON'T LIKE STINK EYES!  Knock it off or else there'll be some trouble for you!  Like a curse!  A gypsy curse on that pretty hair of yours!  How'd you like to be bald?  Or have a Skullet?  Thought so.  
 

I receive the Stink Eye from the Tu-Lo

The future beckons Troy.  The future beckons.