MLS Cup!

What cha doing today? Huh? Oh, watching college football. Yeah, I guess that's cool. But if you want to be really cool, really, really cool, how about watching FRECKIN' MLS CUP ON ESPN @ 230PM?!

Damn! That David Beckham sure dresses like a pimp!

This year's epic clash features the David Beckham led Los Angeles Galaxy hosting the Houston Dynamo and whoever leads them. This will be Beckham's last game for the Galaxy, he's off to Australia, or China, or wherever, to ply his aging trade. He'll be back though. He wants to own a team (St. Louis?) and has to cash to pull it off. God speed Becks!

Australian A-League soccer! Where the rules are a bit different!
Becks future home? We can only hope.

And...and...and best of all? No crap-tastic half-time extravaganza! Thank Christ! Enough of this bullshit! I came to see a game, not a concert, as expressed in the following garbage from last week's Grey Cup:

Gordan Lightfoot. He did not suck.
He went first and on a different stage
and got the hell out of there before this...

Marianas Trench.
Named after the only thing on Earth
that could hold the vast amount of suck that they suck.

Hadn't heard of Marianas Trench before the Grey Cup,
doubt I'll hear of Marianas Trench after the Grey Cup.

Next up, Carly Rae Jepsen. Two songs.
A sucky one I haven't heard...

...that she tried to sing without auto-tune...
sorry, as much as I hate auto-tune,
this girl needs auto-tune.

Just look at them fired-up Canadians calling for Carly, maybe.

And here comes the walking turd sandwich Justin Bieber!

Sporting some ink. Gives him a little more 'street cred'.

Didn't Canada use to have talented people they exported to the US?

So huzzah! to Major League Soccer for excising the garbage and now all we'll have to listen to is the chuckleheads break down the non-action in the 1st half. Not that I'm complaining.

Look at that MLS Cup!
It's HUGE!

Although this is more likely the 'true' MLS Cup.
It's NOT huge.