Mike Trout's A Liar!

Hey! It's 2012 American League Rookie of the Year and MVP runner up Mike Trout from the Los Angels Angels of Anaheim, California USA 92806! And he's standing in the stands of a stadium, holding a bat wearing an Angels like uniform while hawking the new Subway Black Forest Ham Sandwich!

Look! It's Mike Trout! NOT!

And he's nothing but a dirty, filthy LIAR! Mike Trout has built his commercial acting career on a foundation of LIES! Quick Sherman! To the evidence:

• LIE #1 - Take a close look at the stadium behind him. Go on! Look dammit! That's Security Service Field at Mile High right here in Colorado Springs, home to the Colorado Springs Sky Sox! And that's a shot from the press box and there's no flippin' way he could be standing in that position without being about 18 feet tall.

Where's your giant Mike Trout now Subway?

•  LIE #2 - We know from his MLB bio Mr. Mike Trout stands only 6'2" tall and we know baseball heights are lies so he's probally only about 6' (I know they are lies because I stand about 6'4" and I tower over players listed my height).
• LIE #3 - And the biggest LIE of all! Mike Trout has never been to Security Service Field at Mile High! NEVER! The jerk-wad got called up from Salt Lake before he could ever play here (April 28, 2012 after playing only 20 games). Said he was too good for AAA baseball! Well, what's he done since? Oh. Besides the ROY and runner up for MVP thing? Huh?

Don't eat it! It's a sandwich of LIES!

Here's the commercial: