Hot Pants

Baseball pants have changed through the years. From the old, woolen bloomers worn into the 60's...

Nice pants!
Thank you! Nice pants right back to you!

 ...to the super-tight disco pants of the 70's...

Kent Tekulve could watch a double-header and then
dance the night away without needing to change!

...to the baggy, hide-a-turd jobs of today...

Manny being Manny sporting that "just woke up
from a bender/homeless guy look" that's all the
rage with the kids these days.

Some players do sport the old school look...

Aaron Cook from 2011 with the knee-high style.

...and then last night, when the ghost of the 1976 White Sox reared its ugly head and possessed Jordan Pacheco of our Sky Sox:

Um. Jordan. Aah, your pants.
Something's...you know? Wrong...um...

...but we'll give you $10 to wear them
in a game like that. Pleeeeeese!

And are those Elf cleats?!
ELF CLEATS WOULD BE AWESOME!

Rave on Jordan Pacheco!
Let your freak flag fly!

 What do you say dudes from the Memphis Redbirds?

AWESOME! It's the
James Brown Jordan Pacheco Celebrity Hot Tub Party!