Monday, August 26, 2013

What The?

Strange things were afoot in the Sacramento River Cats bullpen during the August 23rd game against the Sky Sox. River Cats reliever Kyler Newby hooked a giant rubber band to fellow reliever Hideki Okajima and then proceeded to "crank" Okajimi up.

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Is Okajima a robot? An alien (space not foreign)? Just a kinky dude who likes to get his kicks in public? Are all the River Cats robots? The entire A's organization? We may never know, but they do seem to win an awful damn lot. Hmmm...where are Scully and Mulder when you need them?

Ha Ha Toy – Tin Wind Up – Mechanical Robby Robot – with Masuyada R-35 Head – Red Version – Front
Author's depiction of Hideki Okajima
in what might be his natural form.
No use steering now. The end is near.

The Sacramento River Cats celebrate another
series win against the Colorado Springs Sky Sox.
Damn robots.

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